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"Are you... eating
that guy's brains?"
There's something absolutely genius about director Matthew Kohnen's
horror comedy in which he concocts a formula that's been done before,
and yet feels absolutely brand new. We've seen it a thousand times: the
government is devising a new toxin for war fare and before they realize
it they've created a breeding fluid for zombified soldiers. Choosing
instead to do away with it, they camouflage the chemical as baby formula
and drive it off to a deserted locale. Thanks to inept truck drivers, a
barrel falls off the truck and in to a local town behind a bowling
alley. At this moment is when "Aaah!! Zombies!!" becomes quite fantastic
as four friends sitting at the bowling alley after hours finds the
barrel and assumes it's a keg. Putting the chemical with soft serve as a
prank mix of beer and ice cream (only the chemical is green as
everything is black and white in a wicked homage/satire to the colorized
"Night of the Living Dead" release), they willingly ingest the fluid and
before they know it, they've died and awaken as zombies. From there, Kohnen completely flips the page on the narrative peeking in to the eyes
of the zombie while also peeking through the eyes of the victims.
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Through sharp and brilliantly
directed black and white sequences, he pictures this world
through the victim's eyes as they see the four friends as
pearl eyed growling zombies shambling along the city
aimlessly, while the friends view the world through brisk
color that allows them a distorted view of the world around
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To them they're just
beginning to live life. Convinced they're apart of some experiment
that's turned them in to super soldiers fighting for America, they wreak
havoc across the city storming restaurants, and bars, having fights with
patrons their newest confidant insists work for the government, and
occasionally feasting on human brains. Only to whet the appetite of
fighting crime.
The zombie effects first and foremost are fantastic providing monsters
that are ghoulish and startling in their appearance, while also
immediately catching the eyes with their vein laced skin and gray
exterior. Kohnen is perfectly capable of balancing both narratives with
pure ease providing a monster movie and a tragic romance that completely
crashes together by the time the coming of age and discovery comes in to
play. The performances are also quite sharp, including Matthew Davis who
is hilarious as the head zombie who takes to zombification quite well,
even dabbling a skosh in human cranium while fighting. "Aah!! Zombies!!"
feels very much like a sequel to "Return of the Living Dead" had the
series decided to continue reaching for innovation and not cutting
financial corners. Given the opportunity, Matthew Kohnen can create a
brilliant zombie masterpiece, because with "Aah!! Zombies!!" he comes
ridiculously close with a movie that's hilarious, heart breaking, and
spooky.
Where will you be
where the zombie apocalypse comes? Because if this is life as a zombie,
maybe we're not that screwed. "Aah!! Zombies!!" is a surprisingly great
horror comedy with depth, scares, top notch effects, and sharp
performances, all wrapped up in one undead bow.
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