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Probably one of the
funniest pornos I've ever seen, "Batbabe" is that extra shot of
ridiculous in a world of pornography is already high in the scent. This
is a world where titles like "Night of the Giving Head" is a hit. "Batbabe"
is a hilarious take on "The Dark Knight" effectively titled "Batbabe:
The Dark Nightie" a movie starring the gorgeous Darian Caine as the
title character who is forced to battle the evil Jerker, a man
determined to steal all the porn in Bacchum and spread his evil spunk on
the people of Bacchum.
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Seduction
Cinema has every opportunity to make this a hardcore affair
but the focal point is mainly on the fact that this is a
direct spoof of the Christopher Nolan movie while the sex is
mainly simulated and kept to our imaginations. Women gyrate
on men and there are simply no money shots to be had in its
ninety minute run time. But then again in spite of the
downfalls, "Batbabe" is pretty damn entertaining as it
attempts to paint downtown New York as this dark underbelly
while Batbabe works with Henrietta Bent the DA who flips a
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Molly Heartbreaker is a scene stealer as the sexy official who loves
the women as much as her job. What carries this though is the barely
coherent performance from Darian Caine a woman who is quite sexy and
can hardly finish a scene at the same time. Bacchus's screenplay is
filled with cringe inducing dialogue that will inspire some
simultaneous chuckles and groans from the audience. All in all an
experience with Seduction Cinema I won't soon forget.
Don't be fooled by the premise, there's nothing hardcore about
Seduction Cinema's production and there's not a lot to get your
rocks off to considering it's some of the softest porn I've seen in
a while. For a villain named the Jerker it will be perplexing that
there's not one shot of his actual penis. And it becomes quite
confusing when writer Bacchus loses all grasp of his premise and
just rambles on with new sub plots and flat inside jokes that go
nowhere. Clearly this is a man who couldn't competently fill ninety
minutes.
While a mixed experience that drifts from the central plot halfway in, "Batbabe"
is a funny and entertaining spoof with gorgeous women and some clever
gags that will make you chuckle and appreciate "The Dark Knight" even
more.
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