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The Boogey Man?
Try "the curse of the evil mirror," because that title would be more apt
for this shitty excuse for a film. And to think, this is director Ulli
Lommel's best movie to date. Good God this was terrible. How they
managed to find a three-star review of this movie to grace the cover is
beyond me. The movie is even compared to Halloween on the back cover.
Someone needs to be shot for making a comparison between Carpenter's
classic fright flick and this terrible piece of trash. So what's so bad
about this movie (besides everything)? Well, for starters, it doesn't
really make any sense. Two children witness their mother being murdered
in front of a mirror, and now the spirit of the killer is trapped in
that mirror years later. As we all know happens everyday in society.
Yes, yes, I know, horror movies don't have to be realistic, but they
should at least come up with a reason for WHY the killer's essence of
evil got trapped in the mirror, don't you think? Anyway, flash forward
into the future, and the boy and girl have grown up into "teenagers" who
look way too old to be teenagers, and they're living with relatives, but
they are affected deeply by the trauma they witnessed as children.
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The brother is mute, and the
sister...well, she doesn't really look affected, but I'm
sure she is, somewhere under that facade of bad acting. The
mirror from the old house is remarkably still in the house
where their mother was murdered, and the spirit of the evil
killer still dwells inside, and it calls to the girl, and
then she goes back to the house like a crazy lunatic and the
people living there now (who probably bought the house for a
song, what with it being possessed of ancient evil and all)
let her into their house, and the mirror breaks, and then
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The details of how the evil of the mirror
spreads are simply ridiculous--at one point, a piece of broken glass
from the possessed mirror becomes stuck in a little boy's shoe, and when
light reflects off the piece of glass, it causes people across a river
to commit murder and suicide. This movie made me want to commit murder
and suicide. I don't understand how the mirror could do that, or why it
did that, or why the spirit of the evil wasn't released when the mirror
broke (except that it seems like the spirit of evil WAS released, hence
the big, evil light show in the end of the movie) but if the evil was
released from the mirror, how come reflected light off the glass could
cause people to kill each other and themselves? Perhaps could it be that
the filmmakers are so totally inept at any and all aspects of their jobs
that they don't realize that this makes absolutely no sense?
And then, as I said, a big evil light show has to occur, and evil has to
be defeated, so while this big green ball of evil light hangs out in
their barn, the family must defeat it...and why in hell did I buy this
movie? Am I so hard up for viewing material that I decided to believe a
positive three star review that compared this to "Halloween" even though
I saw the name Ulli Lommel attached to the project? Who did they get to
write a three star review, the director's brother? Or mother? Having
seen some of his movies, it's hard to believe that his family doesn't
hate him.
Don't ever, under any circumstances, no matter how desperate you are,
watch this movie. Ever. For any reason. It is better you should view a
test pattern than to subject your eyes to this tripe.
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