2006
Rated: Unrated
Genre: Short Horror Thriller
Directed By: Patrick Rea
Running Time: 8 Minutes
Review by: Felix Vasquez Jr.
Review Date: 7/16/10

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EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS

 

The shorts from director Patrick Rea are like giant "Gotcha's!" to the audience most of the item and it's never made more apparent than in "Emergency Preparedness" a short joke on his fan base who sit and wait on the edge of their seat as this young man sits in his home listening to a rabid radio broadcaster explaining the downfall of humanity and how monsters are corrupting society. Meanwhile he's barricaded himself and readied a barrage of weapons to take on these beasts, even confronting one he's trapped in his basement. The direction is as tight as Rea's other films, as he films with a quick pace amping up the tension every minute, sucking us in to this little predicament this Omega Man has been yanked in to and what he's doing to avoid becoming one of them as night falls. Meanwhile, the performances all around are pretty memorable, and the final minutes end on a note that just screams morbid from the sight of its awe inspired bystanders watching in horror.

If you don't catch on to the twist before it's even forecast mid-way in to Patrick Rea's "Emergency Preparedness" than you need a crash course in storytelling 101 and the art of the surprise twist that's not so surprising. While I always love a good surprise ending "Emergency Preparedness" takes it safe by pretty much giving away what's occurring in the title with a hint in the subtle wording and then just doesn't seem to want to dodge the obvious twist by the time the final minutes roll around. When we do get to the reveal, much about this makes no sense, and that's a shame when you consider it's Patrick Rea who is typically very sharp and clever in his short films. Prepare for a flooding of spoilers. Shield your eyes. Is this character mentally ill? Why did he buy in to what was going on around him so easily? Did no one check up on him in the days he claimed he was preparing? Did he lose his marbles in the process of this prank? How elaborate is a prank that goes on for days only involving people in costumes breaking in to his house? If they knew he was psychotic why did his friends take part in such a task of scaring him? Since when do pranks involve breaking things?
 
Why did his friend call him up to warn him he was going to be tricked if they were tricking him? Did she know he was mentally unstable? Why pull a major Halloween prank on a mentally unstable delusional man? Did this guy ever figure to watch a television and double check? Why pull off such a detailed scenario for this prank if you knew this man could crack at any time? Did he even know it was Halloween out there? Was he scared of the trick or treaters?  

Did he just buy in to the radio program and figured he'd protect himself? At no time during his gathering of supplies did he figure to see for himself that there were trick or treaters? Did the friends have an intent to hurt him? If not why didn't his friend seem at all surprised when he pulled his weapons out on him? If he caught one of the pranksters why didn't they ever figure to explain it was all a prank? Why didn't this man ever figure to unmask this person? I don't know, I don't always go in to a movie expecting to over think things, but with all of the sick jokes that occur there are too many inconsistencies to sit back without thinking "Wait... what?" While I'm all for a good prank on the audience, you have to be sharp about it, and "Emergency Preparedness" sadly doesn't deliver on its promise from the beginning.

In spite of the usual brisk direction, "Emergency Preparedness" is Rea's weakest short film to date. Rea's script comes off as a man so anxious to tell us the punch line to his joke that he rushes through the set up setting off a string of inconsistencies that ultimately tarnish the whole delivery and ends up being weaker than we're led to believe.

 

 

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