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I think the only people who hold grudges more than Jason are the
religious and it’s a known fact that Jason is one angry bitter man whose
mom is taken down at the first five minutes of the 2009 reboot called
simply: “Friday the 13th.” A combination of the first, second
and third films in the series, “Friday the 13th” seek to
completely redo Jason and start over with a clean slate. This is a great
idea especially after desperation from studios forced the masked killer
in to deep space and the future of mankind. This is a stripped down
reboot that director Marcus Nispel handles with care, because it’s a
task liable to be screwed up once he and the writers decide on fitting
an origin, a motivation, and the discovery of the hockey mask in only
ninety minutes. But he rises to the occasion and actively keeps the
story moving with a body count of almost ten people and an admittedly
uneven pace.
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Despite the caveat and probably
because of it, Nispel’s treatment of Voorhes makes for the
first enjoyable experience at the movies in a long while.
The love for the man behind the mask is still there since
the audience I sat with cheered the killer on and prayed for
the deaths of a bunch of teens who just decide to be at the
wrong setting at the wrong time as the man seeks out locals
and intruding youths and ensures a vicious blood soaked
death that he revels in unleashing at every turn. This is
the most monstrous I’ve seen the character since “Jason
Lives” and Derek Mears does justice to the legacy of past
Jason actors with a swagger that makes the character more of
a reaper and hander of fates than a simple slasher. |
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When he gets angry he has tantrums that
befit his prevalent childlike manner of existence and puffs his chest
when in pursuit.
Nispel and the writers don’t make Jason so much a show boater who hangs
bodies as they leave it all behind for the man who is not quite the
undead killer we know him as. I was angry when Platinum Dunes announced
the reboot and in spite of my rantings and ravings, I was going to see
the movie regardless because it’s just what fan boys do. That and I’ve
been one of the biggest fans of the series since being introduced to the
man well in to my childhood. Jason is back and better than ever and he’s
teamed with a crew who show the man some respect and pit him against his
share of clever teens and the occasional moron who crosses paths with
him. If you’re a slasher nut like me, then I could safely suggest
Nispel’s reboot with the plea that you take it with an open mind. I did,
and I was gladly left with a smile on my face shortly after the man is
given his watery hell.
If this series warranted reviving the most they could have done is
supply us with a series if characters who are at least sympathetic and
deep. Sadly we’re left with the unevolved set of characters all of whom
happen to be brain dead morons with only star Jared Padelecki able to
sense what Jason is doing and why, and he comes out squeaky clean save
for everyone else who are set in pigeon holes rather than vying for new
looks are horror heroes and the resistance they can put up against a
masked killer. We’re given two tokens this time and the same old people
we’ve seen since ‘81 with whores, final girls, and the resident rich
douche bag. The writers try to get us involved but by the time the last
girl was left for the fryer I found myself wishing for more story and
focus on this group. Sadly even after being introduced to two groups of
characters, there’s nothing gained since Jason is there to waste no
time. The bigger issue is that we’re also never given a bone as to why
and how Jason was able to remain a deep secret especially since he
manages to contradict the mythos set here by seeking out everyone to
kill them instead of just offing intruders of Crystal Lake. It’s a plot
hole that becomes apparent as the flick moves along at an often uneven
pacing that makes it hard to enjoy the narrative at times.
It’s not the best
of the series but it entertained me by giving me the Jason I know and
love; For once Platinum Dunes doesn’t fuck up a good opportunity and
what with the cast of basic unknowns Jason gets to doing what he does
best: sticking it where it hurts and taking names. I want more.
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