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This is it. This is one of those horror movies that shows a great schism
in the horror community, where rabid fans dismiss this movie as a piece
of shit and others say it's not as bad as some make it out to be. I can
definitely see both sides of this argument. This movie has hokey and
cheesy scenes, bad acting, annoying characters, a lame tie-in to the
previous installment, and then a conclusion that many see as a cop out.
If you haven't seen this movie and don't want anything spoiled for you,
stop reading now. I actually wish I could have seen this movie without
people telling me the big surprise, but alas, people love to mouth off
and spoil things. At least I'm warning you. In this movie the killer
everyone thinks is Jason Voorhees isn't really Jason Voorhees.
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I suspect the studio thought
maybe they could branch off and make someone else the killer
after they pretended to make the "final chapter" of the
series with part 4, but I assume there was a pretty big shit
fit after this movie was released, because part 6
immediately returned Jason to the series in the next
installment.
This movie is hated in large part because
fans felt cheated when they sat through the movie, cheering
on their favorite killer, only to find out at the end that
he was an impostor, but all of that aside, there are some
cool aspects to this movie that I don't hear mentioned very
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The opening sequence
is pretty cool. Having killed Jason off in the "final chapter," our
creepy little Corey Feldman has nightmares every night that someone digs
up Jason's body, allowing him to return. One of these nightmares is a
great opener for the movie, except that it tricks you into thinking the
movie is going to be cooler than it actually is. When Corey wakes up
he's an older kid and a much worse actor. Boo hoo. This movie has some
cool death scenes sprinkled throughout, though. One wonders how a home
for troubled teens can have such lax security that someone can get in
and kill almost all the patients before anyone notices, but such is the
logic of horror movies. There are some annoying neighbors surrounding
the home, and they irritate you to such a degree that when they're
killed off, you just might fall to your knees and thank the movie gods.
Yep, that's about it. I
mean, I enjoyed this movie, but I'm not going to pretend that it isn't
really just a mildly entertaining pile of shit. First, the acting in
this movie is atrocious. First day of acting school bad. For reals.
Second, there is virtually no gore. Again, this may be the fault of the
loser studio not wanting to release the series in its uncut form, but I
don't care who's to blame, the movie is s let down. I don't want to see
a slasher with no gore. What is this, the "Prom Night" remake? Stop it
people. Add in the numerous plot holes (who knew group homes for
troubled teens had such nonexistent security systems, how did the killer
go unnoticed for so long, why didn't the killer's friends or coworkers
put 2 and 2 together and realize what was going on) and you have a movie
that's just disappointing. I'll admit, it diverted my attention for
awhile and I don't hate it with the vitriol that most fans of the series
seem to muster when discussing this sequel, but I can't in good
conscience recommend it to you without warning you how mediocre and lame
it is. Like I said before, this movie is for completists only who want
to own/watch the whole series. All others should beware.
Lame follow up that is
made even more lame by the coolness of the installments that come before
and after it. This movie is a throwaway compared to those two films.
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