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You just have to appreciate a horror movie that asks you to take it
seriously, all the while having an opening theme song of techno pop set
to Ron Perlman’s voice quoting bible passages. That’s new. “5ive Girls”
is another religious themed supernatural low budget fest that really
attempts to think of itself as a sequel of “The Craft.” And trust me if
you’ve seen the aforementioned title, then you really have no obligation
to see this. Alex just moved into town with her father, and is forced to
attend a local reformatory that takes in wayward girls. Alex, of course,
possesses telekinesis, and is really disobedient and sure enough, she
finds friends in the individuals reform school girls who all discover
they serve a higher purpose. They are apparently the Supernatural
friends, five girls who possess unique abilities, including Alex who is
pretty much Carrie White but hotter. Fans of “Charmed” and the Fairuza
Balk vehicle will definitely find interest in this thriller, as it
basically really takes a great premise and does nothing really exciting
with it.
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Sonoda’s “5ive Girls” isn’t an awful movie by any standards,
but the attempts at murk and atmosphere pretty much sap
every bit of energy and pacing from the story and
performances. There are your usual clichés including a
sympathetic priest, a monstrous head mistress, lesbian
subtext, the usual arguments between the female students,
and the constant flashing of the pentagram. |
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“5ive Girls” is such a run of the mill
supernatural film that the concept never really garnered any interest my
way. The characters are all so interchangeable and forgettable. One can
walk through walls, one can heal through touch and yet I really couldn’t
point out which girl had which power if you asked me to.
The sad fact is that the
film really sells itself as a hip Gothic parade of black magic and evil
and yet has the lagging pace of “Whispering Corridors.” Sonoda’s
direction really doesn’t add much to the lagging proceedings in the end,
and in spite of all the attempts to spin the formula, this story has
been done and much better. In a reform school of apparently only five
girls, they do nothing but yap back and forth with no real substance or
interesting exchanges, and the visions continue just to remind us that
we’re watching a horror film. We already know who the demonic entity
challenging them is, and we’re well aware that the girl power message
will strive to defeat the demon in the end; “5ive Girls” holds no
surprises, and is just flat out dull.
Sonoda’s supernatural horror flick
would be a lot of fun if it wasn’t so boring, rehashed, and cliché.
“5ive Girls” has a great concept to it, with some good names behind it,
but it just fails to muster anything memorable or entertaining from the
groundwork it lays down before us.
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