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There's some spectacular full-frontal nudity in this movie. Wherever
they found these women, I need to move there.
Everything that made the first movie good is trumped here. The movie
likes to blunt its emotional impact at every turn. First, instead of
being a relatively innocent guy who encounters the evil lurking
behind the sordid sex industry and being changed by what he sees, the
movie here centers on two spoiled upper middle class people who like to
spice up their marriage with sexual fantasies that become more and more
sleazy. Second, unlike the first film, it's not even an imperative that
blood must be shed in revenge by the end of the movie. In the first
movie, an innocent was killed and someone sought to avenge her death by
legal means until that became impossible. In the sequel, two spoiled
rich people make a sex tape of themselves and it leaks out and
they don't want to ruin their reputations so they set out to find the
people who are blackmailing them. Not nearly as sympathetic, is it? The
two lead characters in this movie make a series of increasingly dumb and
dumber moves which makes us question how they became highly respected in
their fields of business when they're so clearly lacking in common
sense. Hell, even Paris Hilton managed to turn around the negative
publicity that arose from her sex tape and used it to catapult herself
to stardom.
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But these two Nimrods decide they need to track down the
tape at any cost, so they start trolling around town,
following people, breaking and entering, and eventually
their search erupts into accidental violence and then they
lie to the police, which means they can't just call the cops
anymore (which would have been a far better solution from
the very beginning, but try telling that to these mental
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The couple decides that the wife needs to go undercover and pretend to
be a stripper, a porn star, and a prostitute in order to infiltrate the
group that is blackmailing them (um...what?) Of course this great
decision backfires on them, and soon one of them is kidnapped and the
other must come to the rescue, and the audience falls asleep because
they got tired of keeping track of this complicated mess long ago. The
first movie worked, even when it was heavy-handed, because the idea of
avenging the death of an innocent is so intriguing. Who wouldn't want to
punish those who murdered an innocent girl to create a film for the
sexual titillation of a rich old man?
That act of horrible violence fueled every plot twist in the original
film, and the main character in the original made some smart decisions
and any move he made that might have seemed stupid pales in comparison
to the stupidity of the two main characters in the sequel. And there's
no emotional impact to their journey; they're bored in their marriage
and they decide to spice it up by having ever more sordid sex and taping
it, and the tape gets into the wrong hands so they do everything in
their power to get it back, no matter who has to get hurt of killed in
the process. My heart weeps in sympathy. Add to this lack of any kind of
sympathetic main characters or back story the fact that there are
several ludicrous plot twists that make no sense and finally the
charming way the plot only advances because the characters make brain
dead moves, and you have a mess that's not worthy of even an
in-name-only connection with the original.
The sex scenes in this movie aren't very good, since the two main actors
apparently wanted to avoid displaying full-frontal nudity (they're far
too respected for that, one would assume) so they left that task to the
lesser actors in the movie, in particular one beautiful woman who
appears, fully nude in a dance club, and inexplicably hands the husband
a critical piece of evidence. When his wife asks how he got the
evidence, he says "A naked lady gave it to me," and there's no more
explanation than that. And that's just one example of the ludicrous plot
twists in this movie. My question is, why include "twists" like this in
the movie? Do the filmmakers think we're not going to notice when things
happen that don't make sense? Is it supposed to be shocking that naked
people walk around handing out crucial evidence; is this supposed to
show the further descent of the main characters into sexual depravity or
something? Because if you ask me, they were already pretty depraved when
the movie began. All in all, this is a z-grade sleazy little movie with
no art or nuance which uses the title "8MM 2" in hopes of cashing in on
the name-recognition of the original. Skip it. It's not worth your time.
Buy the two disc set like I did and use the second film as a coaster.
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