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I tried. Lord help me, how I tried. But
there are just some people almost incapable of creating quality. Brett
Ratner, Uwe Boll, Britney Spears, and Asylum. To their credit “The 9/11
Commission Report” seems like an honest attempt by the company to
advance into a more sophisticated state of storytelling and movie
making. But for all intents and purposes, it comes off as another truly
terrible film in their gallery. At the opening, the disclaimer notifies audiences
that all the names have been changed, but the names of the terrorists
remain relatively the same. A man named Mussaui attempts to learn how to
fly a plane. With a stone cold grimace that would instantly make anyone
uneasy, this “undercover” agent is able to learn how to fly on a small
computer.
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And you have to wonder, not how
he was able to get into this program so easily, but on how
these people didn’t even ask questions; because this scene
is so far-fetched in its presentation, and the actor playing
this man is extremely over the top. And you can see that
director Scott attempts to mimic Paul Greengrass with a
bright grainy photography that’s followed by an awfully
dizzying and irritating handheld direction that, throughout
the entire film, attempts to take off from Greengrass’s
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You can sense Scott emulating Greengrass’s technique for realism, but it becomes rather lame-brained
halfway in. Meanwhile the film comes off less a “Traffic” take off, and
more a take off on “Law & Order” in which we’ll have the disclaimer
notifying us the names have been changed, the logo almost reminiscent of
the “Law & Order” logo, and then ninety minutes of the actors pumping
their chests and discussing politics.
Neither of which are ever as compelling as
it tries to be. And then when the film seems as if its attempting to be
an adult drama, Scott relies on his old failsafe, the sex scene. Scott’s
new film looks like it really wants to be thought of as a low budget
“Munich” but it’s not, and it manages to be underwhelming on every such
occasion possible. “The 9/11 Commission Report” falls flat, and that’s
because its limited in its attempts to imitate other films.
While I appreciate the ambition inherent
behind the camera, this new perspective of the events leading up to 9/11
is flat, and dull. Hard as it may try to be a low-budget “Munich” it’s
only really as entertaining as a normal Dolph Lundgren film you’d find
on Cinemax.
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