THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE: THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON
Felix Vasquez Jr.

 

Oh laugh track mediocrity how I forgot you still existed. Somewhere beneath the brilliant comedies that are more reliant on the audiences intelligence to laugh at the sharp comedy, here we have more scripted comedy fare in front of a live studio audience who are prone to laughing at whatever is muttered by our cast members. With a set comprised of a couch in the middle of the living room, "The New Adventures of Old Christine" is that television series that has lasted for more than one season riding on pure luck and its feminine mystique. You can usually tell you're in for a fun ride when the opening of a television show begins with a soulful vocalizing by a female jazz artist. That lets everyone know this show is only for the women, thus the man's instant response is to groan and lean his head back.

That was me. Hate to follow the cliche, but how can you not with a series that is solely for the women and takes every advantage to remind us of that? "The New Adventures of Old Christine" also suffers because I had no idea what was going on from the outset, and I just didn't care enough to do the research. "The New Adventures of Old Christine" is that cliche women show where the women are all riffing at one another and talking about relationships and sex where the humor gets edgy enough to keep conservatives enticed, but safe enough not to offend anyone.
 

Julia Louis Dreyfus sucks the life out of the screen with her rancid Christine, a middle aged woman now seemingly on the verge of sleeping with her new boyfriend for the first time who happens to be her boss. I'm assuming. So we get support from Wanda Sykes, who plays... Wanda Sykes. She throws one-liners Christine's way every two minutes while the only few remaining male co-stars do nothing but re-enforce the male stereotype explaining how the sex door is never closed for the man. If it's closed there's a latch, if the latch is shut, there's always the sex doggy door. Yes, these are the jokes people. But the audience seemed to find it hysterical beyond belief. Meanwhile "The New Adventures of Old Christine" involves wacky mishaps when it's not running down the same old tropes we've seen with chick sitcoms including Christine's confrontation with a dead body, and a guest spot from Jason Alexander visiting from purgatory, that is about as funny as that Jim Belushi sitcom. Nevertheless, the show has been cancelled and will likely be played on Lifetime here in America, for all of America's women to laugh along with other female stereotypes. Ah, "Seinfeld." The curse continues.

 

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