
We all have that dark voice in us. That
little spark that says punch the guy who called you a bitch right in his
throat. Go scratch your name into his car. Get revenge. That, my
friends, is why we enjoy movies about others seeking vengeance so much.
We can sit down, watch the violent release and never have to worry about
feeling guilty.
The pompous directors in pure denial want
to call them thrillers. Hell, they would prefer if we called them
thrillers,
and not revenge films, but we know what they are. Hell,
strippers want to be called erotic dancers, but we all know
it's not
going to happen. Strippers are strippers, and revenge films are revenge
films. And that's just how we likes
'em. Suddenly, the revenge genre is
big news in Hollywood, and those of us who love a good revenge tale are
in hog heaven. In the last two years along we've have flicks like "Death
Sentence" with Kevin Bacon, "Straightheads" with Julianne Moore, and
"The Brave One" with Jodie Foster. So, in honor of this sudden
resurgence, we wanted to pay respect to our absolute favorite revenge
films. Be aware, we excluded some utter classics, but we felt these
deserved a spot in the top ten in the end. Let the blood flow.
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“Thriller”
or “They Called Her One Eye” is a film that doesn’t
just inspire our beautiful avenging angel Frigga to
seek revenge, but it’s so brutal you’ll want revenge
on someone, too. Frigga is a woman that’s had a
horrible life, that’s for sure. As a young girl she
was molested and raped by a pervert on the way home,
and grew up quite traumatized and mute from the
experience. Bringing down her guard one day, she
meets a suave man who wines and dines her. And then
she’s properly drugged. She’s also torn from her
family, and forced into prostitution by the gent,
who makes an example after she rebels, and cuts her
eye out. We’re forced for a good time to watch
Frigga suffer through her capture, as she’s forced
into prostitution, engages in all sorts of devious
sexual acts, and Vibenius seems almost obsessed with
Christina Lindberg’s body, which is not surprising.
Lindberg
was utterly gorgeous and stunning, with a curvaceous
body, simple face, and ability to win the audience
over without a bit of dialogue. There’s hardcore sex
very much in the area of an average sexploitation
film as she endures punishment and sick desires from
each of her clients, and Frigga slowly develops an
addiction to heroin. Sick of the lifestyle after
viewing the vicious murder of a friend, she trains
herself in every form of self defense she can. She
learns to stunt drive, she becomes a marksman,
learns martial arts, and even learns survival from
soldiers. This inspires her to seek pure sweet
vengeance on her tormentors, and she makes every one
pay as she hunts them down in their haunts and
destroys each individual, eventually leading her to
her original tormentor, which inspires a vicious
finale that provides Frigga with the closure she
desperately needs. The character is broken, beaten
and a mere shell in the end, but at least she can be
this in peace.
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Meir Zarchi’s “I Spit
on Your Grave” or as it’s alternately called “Day of
the Woman,” is an excruciating film to sit through.
It’s so excruciating in fact that audiences for it
are still split to this day. Many love it for its
unflinching brutality and sheer vengeance wreaked by
its female protagonist Jennifer, while others view
it as nothing more than a sadistic montage of rape
and misogyny that Zarchi presumably revels in. I
love it, for its ability to still inspire pure
vitriol years after this film lost its appeal to
mainstream audiences. For those of us who do love
this, “I Spit on Your Grave” is a flawed, but
utterly powerful account of a woman who is ravaged,
victimized, beaten, and violently gang raped without
anyone to help her, and she can only rely on the
exhaustion of her tormentors which allows her to
gather her bearings and seek revenge on them one by
one.
Camille Keaton is a
gorgeous woman. Slim and slender with so much sexual
appeal to her, Jennifer returns again rebuilt, and
hell bent on making her rapists pay. She slowly
appeals to the sexual desires of her assailants and
gathers them for vicious murders one by one, up
until the finale involving a motor boat and a head.
But quite obviously the most memorable and painful
moment in the history of cinema involves Jennifer
seducing the leader of the pack, engaging in
masturbation with him in a bathtub, and then
proceeding in castrating him without his notice.
That is until he sees the blood flowing, and the
scene just becomes much more painful with every
second. “I Spit on Your Grave” is still a powerful
and effective revenge film, and one that still
angers many. And it’s also a hell of a revenge
flick.
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Jim Hemphill’s indie
horror film is by far one of the best revenge films
of the millennium for the simple fact that it homages many classic films without making it
obvious. Not to mention he rarely directly
references a film, even though the allusions are
there. The character Michelle is tortured and
tormented merely for… well, being herself.
Physically, she’s a specimen that inspires hate and
envy from the females of an elite group of high
schoolers she attempts to befriend. She’s
statuesque, blond, bosomy, and utterly sexy without
even trying, and mentally she’s an utterly
intelligent and meek girl who wants nothing more
than to be accepted. And she pays for it by being
drugged and gang raped during a party, and then
completely humiliated by the girls of the group who
find no sympathy in her incident. The rape here is
difficult to sit through as star Hennessy pulls off
her rape with utter conviction.
She screams for help,
is sadly muffled and even jolts and bursts with a
scream upon her attacker Aaron penetrating the
virginal victim with merciless eagerness. To add
insult to injury, her mother displays no sympathy to
her plight, and no one will believe her story when
she begs for help. So she takes on another form as a
sex siren dressed in her now infamous sexual lure
and lollipop that becomes a magnet for her targets
in no time. She soon seduces and entices all the men
of the group, and succeeds in inflicting some rather
painful and gruesome forms of payback; some of which
includes bitten off members, and sodomy with
assorted objects. Which all leads to a bloody finale
where she picks off the rest of the group one by one
at a Halloween party donning a Jason mask, and makes
her last stand in a blood soaked rage leading to one
of the most tragic endings to one of the more tragic
characters in the revenge genre who sadly doesn’t
win out in the end.
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Sure, upon first
glance, you wouldn’t call this a revenge film. In
fact, it’s rarely if ever called a revenge film, nor
is it categorized as one. It’s not stylish, or
action packed, or even frightening. But it is
disturbing, and is definitely violent. Many wrote
this off as mere Oscar bait, but director Field
bases his film on a slow deliberately paced thriller
that begins as a relationship that starts on the
wrong foot and ends in bloodshed. “In the Bedroom”
is an excellent little mounting gem that displays
the wrath of mourning parents in the face of defeat.
While it’s not Kevin Bacon gun slinging, it does
reveal the lengths some folks will go to to ensure
retribution to the spirit of their loved ones. Matt
and Ruth Fowler, local working class folks for their
New England town are embroiled in their son’s newest
relationship with a young single mom.
Their son Frank, a
young man with a lot of potential, engages in an
affair with Natalie, who is recently divorced with
her abusive husband. The problem is Natalie’s ex
Richard is very much apart of her life, especially
with Frank around, and he finds himself constantly
intimidated by the older man who feels threatened by
Frank. But after a confrontation, Frank is violently
murdered by Richard and sure enough is out on bail.
The path is set as to add insult to injury, Richard
constantly comes across them in town, and Matt and
Ruth decide to do something about it, leading to an
awfully grim and unsettling finale in which Matt
takes matters into his own hands ending the life of
Richard and finally settling their anger and
loathing towards their son’s fate. The tone, set
with the rather humdrum reaction by the couple in
the closing scene, makes this a rather morbid
picture of a chain of events that lead to a vicious
payback from a once mild mannered couple, the likes
of which not seen since "Last House on the Left."
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The benefits of
“Carrie” is not that it’s one of Brian DePalma’s
absolute best films, but we also get to see many
sadistic bastards murdered in a haze of firey rage
that they so rightfully deserve. Sure, lives are
lost, innocent and inept, but Carrie White gets her
revenge, and folks who were once bullied cheered and
hoped that someday this would be their own
retribution. All the while Stephen King gives us
more of a reason to fear the quiet ones pushed much
too far. Carrie White is a girl who means no harm
and yet is always tortured. In the rather shocking
opening shot, we witness an angelic Carrie taking a
shower which dissolves into blood dripping down her
inner thigh. She’s horrified to discover it’s her
first period, and she’s punished for it by the girls
in her locker room who throw tampons at her and
torment her.
Carrie is a girl who is
raised by a religious fanatic of a mother, and
really seeks understanding which she gets in the
form of her gym teacher who just wants the best for
her, and her acquaintance Sue, who seeks to become
Carrie’s guardian when suspicion of a plan by the
local elite group of snobs arises. As prom night
emerges, Carrie is purposely asked out by Sue’s
boyfriend in an attempt to give her confidence, and
is elected prom queen which sets the stage for
Carrie’s last bout of bloody payback to her tauntors
as she’s doused with pig’s blood which sets off her
mental functions of powerful telekinesis. In one of
the most brilliant sequences ever made, Carrie’s
emotional responses shut down as she wreaks havoc on
the prom goers inflicting painful and bloody deaths,
and then brings down her primary harassers Chris and
Billy in a violent ball of flames as they attempt to
kill her. Though Carrie is one of the many tragic
figures of the Revenge genre, she finally struck
back at her demons through her power, and scored one
for those punished for simply existing.
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