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HOUSE ON THE EDGE
OF THE PARK
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There is a scene near the end of this movie that features a straight razor and a prone young girl lying on a couch, and it's mesmerizing and disturbing. The girl's screams as she's being slashed by a maniac sound genuine, an her wounds look too real for comfort. It's a great scene. Too bad that great scene is attached to this movie, which is otherwise a total piece of shit and a waste of your time. Well, that's not completely true, but let me start at the beginning. The movie opens with a dark murky scene of a young woman being raped and strangled in her car. This is actually a good scene too, and I should probably list it up there, but this scene pisses me off because it sets you up to think you're going to watch an amazing and disturbing masterpiece or something and then the next forty five minutes of film feature annoying actors walking around speaking dialogue far too robotic for my tastes and I begin to sharpen a stake so I an drive it through my head because I'm sure I'm watching another famously over hyped grindhouse flick that doesn't live up to its reputation.
At the actual party, we're introduced to
more annoying people whom we also want dead the minute we see them, and
then something begins to happen that really grates on my nerves. The
aforementioned rapist starts following one of the women around, and it
looks like she's performing for him, she takes off her clothes, showers
seductively, all the while she knows he's watching, and when he "rapes"
her she doesn't resist at all, though she yells insults at him, and this
pisses me off. Would it kill them to make this rape scene actually look
like rape? Do they have to make it look like the girl wants this to
happen? Not only that, but this trend continues, because the rapist and
this woman have ANOTHER sex scene... I mean rape scene... later on in
the film. As the movie drags on, we're left wondering why no one tries
to escape since there are only two madmen and a huge house full of
exits, and especially when the main rapist is "raping" the girl in
another room, it would be easy for someone to distract his less
intelligent comrade and make a run for it, but no one does. Not to
mention that at this time in the movie we begin to hear insightful
dialogue such as "Little miss muffet sat on a truffet eating her curds
and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and scared the
living shit out of her!" No, I am not making that up. It is quoted
verbatim from the lips of the main rapist. Who wrote this dialogue?
Someone got paid to write this? What's next, Dr. Seuss?
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