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As the title suggests, Lady Terminator is an unapologetic and blatant
rip off of James Cameron’s “The Terminator.” Whereas that classic movie
was steeped firmly in the sci-fi genre, Lady Terminator is a mish mash
of a little bit of everything. This Indonesian blockbuster is not a very
well made movie, with the story paper thin and handled very badly,
however it is also a hysterical movie with off the wall characters and
situations that truly have to be seen to be believed. A true
classic in the “so bad its good” category, Lady Terminator is a blast
and a fun ride from start to finish but is one of the crappiest movies
you’ll ever see with a smile on your face.
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After a prologue where a deadly
sea Princess with the bad habit of castrating unsatisfactory
lovers is dispatched by her latest conquest (and vows
revenge on the great granddaughter of her slayer), the movie
flashes forward to the wonderful and hideous 80’s where our
lead character, an anthropology student played by Barbara
Anne Constable, is possessed while scuba diving near the
lair of the sea Princess. Thus, Constable emerges naked from
the ocean ready to destroy anyone who gets in her way. |
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The main characters are a dull lot; for
example the head cop in charge is one of most unappealing heroes I’ve
ever seen. There’s nothing else left to do but to root for our female
killing machine, who by now has an extensive arsenal of automatic
weapons and a mean streak big enough to use them. Bodies drop everywhere
as the bullets fly in malls, a disco and a police station. Constable
mows down innocent people with malicious glee and even finds time amid
the carnage to indulge in some more sea Princess groin ripping. All this
and there’s a blatant, redundant eyeball self-surgery scene just so you
don’t forget what movie they’ve gotten all their best ideas from.
There are so many blatant uses of scenes and dialogue from “The
Terminator” than I would legally think was possible. The only other so
obvious stealing from a movie has to be Bruno Mattei’s pillaging of
scenes, characters and dialogue from “Aliens” for his movie “Shocking
Dark” (aka “Alienators”). Lady Terminator, being a dubbed Indonesian
import, is saturated with acting that is over the top and the dubbing
and music are outright atrocious. Apparently every foreign country that
tries to imitate a US blockbuster has to completely amp up the most
garish details to a disgusting degree. Your 80’s movie has some neon and
a little “here and there” incidental music with synthesizers? Well, ours
will be wall to wall neon with music that never stops and sounds like
a teenager made it on his Casio keyboard.
Explosions abound, people die, breasts are flashed and the story drags
on to its obviously ridiculous ending with such glee that you can’t help
but enjoy it. The movie is a rip off, but is one of the few movies that
declare itself to be a rip off… and is proud of it. Unabashedly dumb,
violent and gratuitous, Lady Terminator might not be for everyone but if
you like cheesy exploitation films then this one is for you.
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