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I really should not have loved this as much as I did. In all honesty, I
sat through "Nun of That" thinking I should rightfully despise every
minute of this, but... I didn't. In the end, "Nun of That" is a
hilarious, action packed ode to nunsploitation and the grindhouse motif
that fuels an otherwise ridiculous, over the top action bonanza. There's
a nun in a club stripping before she eliminates a full house of Italian
stereotypes, a martial arts Jew assassin who chucks deadly Stars of
David and a razor edged yarmulke, there's Ghandi teaching Sister Wrath
how to fight with demon ninjas, and there's Jesus Christ who engages in
a musical number that is shockingly memorable and catchy. All of which
is played with deadpan insistence from its sharp cast who seem to truly
enjoy being in this movie. Of course there is also Sister Wrath, a nun
so devout to her religion she beats the piss out of a perverted priest,
and even takes on a group of rapists in an alley without hesitation.
Director Richard Griffin is never afraid to get stupid with this
material and this leaves his entire premise completely without limits
and often so off the wall it's too admirable to hate. Sister Wrath has
just been recruited in to the Order of the Black Habit as an assassin
for the Christian church who are in the middle of an all out war with a
local crime family. Donning a round table, a secret base, keycards, and
security systems, they recruit only the finest of nun assassins, and
Wrath is right up their alley.
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With a hot temper, and a disciplined set of morals based
around her religion, she meets Christ and her guardian angel
Oscar, both of whom guide her in to bringing down mafia
scumbags for the love of God. Twists and turns abound where
Wrath confronts the Italian mafia and their evil matron who
scored a deal with the devil, who eggs her on in her mission
to take down the nun assassins.
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Of course Griffin never hesitates to go
whole hog with his characters as he pairs Wrath with Sister's Gluttony
(Ruth Sullivan is hilarious as the greedy roughneck assassin) and Lust
(how can you not love Shanette Wilson as the sex crazed bombshell?),
both of whom are hilariously true to their names as flawed assassins
never afraid to engage in some girl on girl while pounding on one
another for sport.
Griffin has his fee firmly planted in the mid-seventies
never striving to convince us we're watching a period piece, but also is
never above scoring his film with some groovy funk, and donning most of
his characters in dated garb. Sister Lust is ripped right out of a Jack
Hill film, and Viper Goldstein is an admirable blaxploitation villain of
a mixed race who is immensely entertaining whenever throwing down with
Sister Wrath. The stand out is of course Sarah Nicklin who has a charm
and maniacal appeal that stamps her on film as a mix between Camille
Keaton and Christina Lindberg reveling in her role as this off the cuff
nun assassin who is never afraid to pop a bitch who questions her faith.
"Nun of That" won't appeal to everyone with a taste for the cult and
deliciously ridiculous, but I couldn't help enjoy director Griffin's
unbridled enthusiasm for a sub-genre that can get tedious rather quickly
in the wrong hands.
Jesus Christ performs a musical number, a lethal Jew throws deadly stars
of David, and nuns throw down like proper brides of Christ, "Nun of
That" is an orgy of sick humor, ridiculous stereotypes, and breakneck
action that will please fans of the nunsploitation persuasion or action
thrillers.
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