Hey, I
enjoy soft core girl on girl like every other guy. I think it can be
arousing but only when it's put in to a movie that offers some form of
entertainment. "Sister Emmanuelle" is a film in the "Black Emmanuelle"
series that gives its star Laura Gemser very little to do for the
majority of the film. While she's the protagonist, she mainly plays
second fiddle to the story's nymphomaniac Monica who is a young beauty
with a devil in her heart. She can't resist the lure of a good
seduction, and nine times out of ten she spends the movie completely
nude and coming on to a hapless character in her path. Meanwhile the
gorgeous Laura Gemser is mainly just a foil for her character, resisting
every single urge to pounce on young Monica, and find some way to redeem
her irresistible sexual urges that guide her in to oral sex with a train
passenger, and girl on girl with her roommate at a convent. "Sister
Emmanuelle" is a ninety minute train wreck with a plot that doesn't make
a lot of sense, even to most of you paying close attention.
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And that will be hard since the
movie has the ability to make even the most ardent viewer
zone out every five minutes. Even with the gorgeous women
unclothing and engaging in soft petting on every chance,
"Sister Emmanuelle" fails to be very erotic, and doesn't
even have much of a plot. There's never an indication what
the hell Monica is planning behind the convent walls,
there's a confused back story behind the young nymph
suggesting she was either gang raped or engaged in an orgy,
and there's also never a true resolution on whether Monica
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Gemser looks bored for most of the film
playing observer to Monica's antics, and then playing a more pivotal
role by the final fifteen minutes run time.
That's when "Sister
Emmanuelle" goes from "What the hell?" to "Give me a break!" The final
scenes try for convoluted and smarter than it thinks it is with writer
Marino Oniroti opting for a closing segment that is a major cop out.
Obviously there was a need for more "Black Emmanuelle" films, so they
left the door wide open. Was it all a dream? A glimpse of things to
come? Did Black Emmanuelle dream of Monica bringing down the morality of
the convent? Was the dream sequence merely a call for Emmanuelle to go
back to her sexual ways? "Oh who cares?" is what you'll be saying once
the credits begin to roll. Granted, Gemser and Zanchi are absolute dolls
(especially Gemser), but "Sister Emmanuelle" will barely inspire a semi
from the male demographic. What? That's the point of these movies, don't
pretend they're high art!
After having only seen
the "Emmanuelle" reboots on Skinemax in the nineties, "Sister
Emmanuelle" doesn't provide a good argument to go back and start on the
entire series from the seventies. While the women who headline this
softcore romp are gorgeous, the movie is so tedious and poorly
constructed you'll move on to something a little more kinkier before the
credits even start rolling.
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