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A trio of female reporters (led by Mrs.
Ringo Starr aka Barbara Bach also better known as a Bond girl in the
James Bond movie “The Spy Who Loved Me”) begrudgingly accept an
invitation of cheap lodging from the owners (a pair of creepy old
siblings) of a hotel situated in the town where the reporters are
covering a local festival parade. Unknown to the ladies, the
offspring/sibling of the incestuous couple lurks in the basement and
desperately wants to meet them. Not as bad as most throwaway slasher
movies from the early 80’s, The Unseen actually carries itself like an
old time horror movie, relying on cheap jump scares and mildly tense
situations instead of splashy gore set pieces.
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A genuine attempt is made to
give the movie the “old dark house” atmosphere despite most
of the rooms being almost blindingly lit. The movie, by no
means ground breaking, does deserve special note for having
the disfigured madman, played by Stephen Furst (better known
as Flounder from “Animal House”), end up as almost a more
pathetic victim of abuse at the hands of his father/brother
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Imagine a more bloodthirsty version
of Sloth from “The Goonies” and you have the idea. Bach gives some
class to the film but, considering she was in such gems like Sergio
Martino’s “Island of the Fishmen,” and “Big Alligator River,” shows
that she can only do so much for a feature. The idea of helpless
females stalked by an unseen threat is a basic enough story, but the
film manages to squeak on by due to decent production values and the
serious effort given by the cast. The movie at all times does have
potential to plummet into a horrible downward spiral of complete
trash but luckily manages to hold its own.
There are a few set pieces involving a floor vent that are pretty
amazing and are genuinely shocking. The creature’s habit of using
the apparently amply spaced ventilation ducts to roam around the
bowels of the house offer many opportunities for voyeuristic chills
and bring actual tension to the events unfolding on the screen. The
incest subplot adds some unexpected uneasiness to the affair and the
whole movie builds in a slow deliberate crescendo to a pretty
involved, wild finale.
Unavailable except for the occasional cable repeat or VHS tape from a
Mom n’ Pop video store, The Unseen is finally getting a DVD release from
Code Red DVD tentatively on August 19. The two disc re-mastered edition
will be the best this film has ever looked. Hopefully the original
theatrical trailer will be included, which was a personal Holy Grail for
this reviewer.
As a teen I once saw a trailer for a movie which I remembered as showing
a stark white space, claustrophobically filmed and a woman being yanked
by “something” into what appeared to be either a crawlspace or a vent.
For years I could never recall the movie and was desperate to find out
what it was. Imagine my delight when years later I viewed this movie and
discovered the scene mentioned.
The Unseen is a tight little movie that prefers to build slowly and
entice the viewer with some fine performances and scenes. Unfortunately
Bach, while statuesque, is quite wooden and brings no real emotion to
the film. The later scenes of her trying to play and connect with the
beast are laughable but then are redeemed when the evil old man comes
down to dish out some punishment. The 80’s were filled with bad movies
but many of them took actual risks and, while following a proven horror
formula, did try to rise above what was out there. Mostly succeeding,
The Unseen is a film that sneaks in under the radar and manages to be,
with all its faults, an entertaining little piece of terror.
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