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Somewhere
underneath all of this there is a potentially great story to be told
that involves a twist that could be very surprising and compelling if
Juan Carlos Gomez is ever given the chance to tell it with a better
budget. In the mean time we have "Love, Death and Blueberry Pancakes" an
ambitious short film that fails in achieving its potential. Part of a
film series called "Welcome to Dreadville" that centers around horrific
events that happen in the town of "Dreadville," Gomez's horror crime
thriller "Love, Death..." has a variety of narratives, all of which are
sadly disjointed. The local mob boss just assembled a ring of gang
members to notify them that there is an assassin on the loose who is
killing each of them. Why? Gomez never explains. This obviously isn't
the smartest man in the world because he basically assembles the entire
group who is on the hit list and then sends them home without an armed
assistance in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere. Why?
Gomez never explains. So the very mob boss warning the men to be on the
look out goes to leave on his own and is killed. Why didn't he heed his
own advice? Why didn't he have an armed guard with him? Gomez never
explains. We then meet young Anne, a disgruntled teen who is involved
with a local gang member named Chino. Her dad is anxious to keep his
daughter in line and warns her against getting involved with him. She
defies his orders and appears at Chino's house. Why is Chino only being
guarded by one man? Gomez never explains.
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As the story goes on we get to
meet these characters, all clichés and basic stereotypes who
are getting knocked off one by one by the hit man who gets
to them easier than anyone could and is so skilled he is
able to walk around with a gun in his hand without even
being notice. Why? I guess because he's just that bad ass.
So as the story staggers on the hit man kidnaps Anne and
forces her to watch as each of the gang members are killed
in front of her eyes on television screens. |
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Why did he hold her hostage if the
hitman's identity is revealed later on? Why is the hitman forcing
her to watch the deaths? Why is Anne being gagged, exactly?
If we learn the
hitman is Anne's father why didn't he follow her to Chino's and kill
Chino? Was he using her as bait? Who sent him? What is his purpose
exactly? Is he a vigilante, a cop, or a mob hitman? How did he do
all of that without Anne noticing? And most importantly why did he
ask for Chino's location and send an attractive young woman to kill
him when he could have just used her to do the killings all along?
That and a variety of other plot holes plague this otherwise
promising production, but sadly along with the broken story, there
is also the horrific acting that every single cast member doles out
for the audience, most of whom do not make this experience any more
endurable. Mostly there's the acting from Elizabeth Antonucci who
chews the scenery and doesn't quite put up an argument for rooting
for her protagonist. Gomez looks to be trying his best with this
story and film, but it doesn't pay off in the end.
While the concept does
have potential to work well with better writing and a tighter
production, "Love, Death & Blueberry Pancakes" is a broken short with
bad acting, gaping plot holes, and an otherwise unsatisfying finale.

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