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Ladies and gentleman, pathetic fan boys all over America, anyone and everyone clamoring to see Cassie Hack's fun bags and red carpet, you need look no further than "Spin Psycho," an issue of "Hack/Slash" that's a Suicide Girls exclusive taking the traditional storytelling format from the comics and completely destroying it! It has a premise that's about as thin as an atom, sure, but it's ninety nine percent all images and then... and then... Cassie gets blood all over her. That's bad. She survived the attack from the psycho though. That's good. She was almost caught off guard. That's bad. The psycho's throat was slashed by her. That's good. Now Cassie has no choice but to wash her clothing. That's bad. She gets naked in the middle of a Laundromat to wash her clothing.  That's... amazing. Cassie shows off her apple bottom! Cassie rubs the knife along her inner thigh a la phallic allusions! Cassie maintains her landing strip. That's surprising.

I mean she is on the road all the time so it's surprising to see that she's very well maintained. Well, whatever proof Devil's Due was trying to dig up that her fans are mainly pathetic horny fan boys, then good job, because this issue turned me on and sent my rocket in to orbit. It's ridiculous how hot this character is, and damn it, Cassie comes to life as an honest to goodness sexual being! Seriously though the art from Emily Stone is absolutely incredible with every single nuance of Cassie's ripped body accentuated through great digital enhancements, and brilliant line work. Thank goodness this is a web exclusive because borrowing this from a friend would require some stick proof gloves. You laugh, but Cassie bears all here and leaves nothing secret. I don't know what to think of that. I mean on the one hand, we have Cassie naked, but on the other hand this proves that when it comes to women, Comic books simply can't take them seriously if they're not good looking.