2007
Rated: PG-13 for violence, and adult language.
Genre: Drama Fantasy Supernatural Thriller
Directed By: David S. Goyer
Running Time: 1:37
Review by: Felix Vasquez Jr.
Review Date: 6/30/08
Special Features:
Deleted Scenes
30 Seconds To Mars - "The Kill" and Sparta - "Taking Back Control"
Audio Commentary With Director David S. Goyer and Writer Christine Roum
Audio Commentary with Writer Mick Davis
THE INVISIBLE

 

I went in to “The Invisible” with considerable expectations, I hate to admit. The premise not only sounded interesting, but I think this remake of the Russian thriller had plenty of promise to deliver such a unique take on a murder mystery. Instead, what I got was a CW teen melodrama with the supernatural serving as a secondary element only integrated with an attempt at steep Christian undertones. Meanwhile, the actual plot ends up as nothing more than a severe take off from the likes of “Ghost” and “The Sixth Sense.” David Goyer’s remake pushes this gimmick that it’s a sleek little mystery, even by the theatrical poster, but what you’ll get is nothing more but an emo drama where a group of brutally whiny privileged children stagger about complaining about everything as the writers anxiously bait the audience with scenes so emotionally manipulative, I wanted to desperately seek out the original. There is no way it could be this bad. No way. “The Invisible” has no idea what it wants to be. Is it a crime thriller” Is it a murder mystery? Or is it a redemption tale? Damned if you’ll ever find out.
 

Star Justin Chatwin phones in what should have been an excellent performance, as this boring one dimensional teen blamed by local criminal Annie Newton’s arrest after she robs a jewelry store. He emerges one day as a ghost trying to communicate with someone in a banal temperament that reasons maybe he’s too cool to be a ghost. Marcia Gay Harden tries to salvage her disposable role as Nick’s mother, but alas, she fails to tug at anything resembling emotions. Blame it on the piss poor script.  

After having his head bashed in and dropped off a cliff in to the woods by main character Annie, the writers back pedal by exhaustively trying to convince us that little Annie isn’t such a bad person. I mean she mercilessly murdered a young man who was innocent and possibly left his mother a broken shell of a human being, but we should like her! Why? Uh… well, she has a bad father, and she loves her little brother. As if the constant grabs for sympathy toward the Annie character isn’t pathetic enough Margarita Levieva gives an awful performance as the tortured heroine who is at first a villain and then is really the only saving grace to finding Nick’s body. What? He’s not dead? How convenient! You see, Nick’s not dead, he’s just in limbo. His body is missing and he’s almost alive. When you think you’ve had enough, “The Invisible” loses all steam halfway through and relies on pointless absurd shoehorned scenes of car chases and gang members, that drones on and on until Goyer and co. deliver a final ridiculous scene ripping heavily from “Ghost.” I was never sure what “The Invisible” wanted to be, but after I was finished, I knew what it ended up being: Crap.

Pure boring melodramatic crap, “The Invisible” will be a remake premise that sounds great when told by someone else, but once you sit down to watch it, you’ll see how utterly asinine, tedious, and brutal it is with horrible performances, and a plot that cops out.

 

 

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