I went in to “The Invisible” with
considerable expectations, I hate to admit. The premise not only
sounded interesting, but I think this remake of the Russian thriller
had plenty of promise to deliver such a unique take on a murder
mystery. Instead, what I got was a CW teen melodrama with the
supernatural serving as a secondary element only integrated with an
attempt at steep Christian undertones. Meanwhile, the actual plot
ends up as nothing more than a severe take off from the likes of
“Ghost” and “The Sixth Sense.” David Goyer’s remake pushes this
gimmick that it’s a sleek little mystery, even by the theatrical
poster, but what you’ll get is nothing more but an emo drama where a
group of brutally whiny privileged children stagger about
complaining about everything as the writers anxiously bait the
audience with scenes so emotionally manipulative, I wanted to
desperately seek out the original. There is no way it could be this
bad. No way. “The Invisible” has no idea what it wants to be. Is it
a crime thriller” Is it a murder mystery? Or is it a redemption
tale? Damned if you’ll ever find out.
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Star Justin Chatwin phones in
what should have been an excellent performance, as this
boring one dimensional teen blamed by local criminal Annie
Newton’s arrest after she robs a jewelry store. He emerges
one day as a ghost trying to communicate with someone in a
banal temperament that reasons maybe he’s too cool to be a
ghost. Marcia Gay Harden tries to salvage her disposable
role as Nick’s mother, but alas, she fails to tug at
anything resembling emotions. Blame it on the piss poor
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After having his head
bashed in and dropped off a cliff in to the woods by main character
Annie, the writers back pedal by exhaustively trying to convince us
that little Annie isn’t such a bad person. I mean she mercilessly
murdered a young man who was innocent and possibly left his mother a
broken shell of a human being, but we should like her! Why? Uh…
well, she has a bad father, and she loves her little brother. As if
the constant grabs for sympathy toward the Annie character isn’t
pathetic enough Margarita Levieva gives an awful performance as the
tortured heroine who is at first a villain and then is really the
only saving grace to finding Nick’s body. What? He’s not dead? How
convenient! You see, Nick’s not dead, he’s just in limbo. His body
is missing and he’s almost alive. When you think you’ve had enough,
“The Invisible” loses all steam halfway through and relies on
pointless absurd shoehorned scenes of car chases and gang members,
that drones on and on until Goyer and co. deliver a final ridiculous
scene ripping heavily from “Ghost.” I was never sure what “The
Invisible” wanted to be, but after I was finished, I knew what it
ended up being: Crap.
Pure boring
melodramatic crap, “The Invisible” will be a remake premise that sounds
great when told by someone else, but once you sit down to watch it,
you’ll see how utterly asinine, tedious, and brutal it is with horrible
performances, and a plot that cops out.
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