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Ahh, Larry Cohen, blessed little purveyor of
trashy mayhem, you outdid yourself with this movie (so much so that it
sparked enough money and interest to spawn two sequels and earn you a
place in the cheesy monster maker hall of fame). The thing that
interests me so much about “It's Alive,” though, is that even with the
cheesy rubber monster baby, and the over-the-top acting, and the
overwrought message of the film, these is enough heart and emotion in
the script and the performances of the family to carry this movie out of
its sleazy underpinnings and ridiculous premise and make it something
truly worth watching, at least once.
First of all, who hasn't met a couple excitedly planning the arrival of
a baby? They make us want to vomit on their happiness sometimes, but
they're so cute. The husband and wife in this movie are going to the
hospital to have their second child, and their excitement and joy is
contagious (though we the viewers know that something horrible is going
to happen to them). Let me be clear. This movie is famous for being
cheesy and horrible and fun, so when I saw it, I was unprepared to like
it as much as I did and to find so much emotional turmoil in the
nightmare these poor people encounter when they go to the hospital to
have their baby. The husband and wife team (John P. Ryan and Sharon
Farrell) carry this movie and make me believe and care about every step
of their plight. When you think about it, it's a terrible thing. They
go to the hospital to have a baby, their “baby” is hideously deformed
and violent, killing all the doctors and nurses and escaping, and they
later find out that some kind of chemical reaction from the medicines
they've been taking has caused this sickening mutation, thus it's all
their fault. They have to return home without a baby, and they know
that they are guilty of releasing a killer like this into the world.
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I know, it's stupid, but I'm not
kidding you, Ryan and Farrell play it totally straight, and
they make us believe even the dumbest of situations. What's
more, in the days that follow the sickening birthing scene,
the police and government agents who want to try and capture
the baby hang around the house tormenting the already
tortured couple, and by the end of the movie, we want to
jump through the screen and kill them ourselves. The
couple's older son is believable as well, acting through his
bad 70s haircut to make us feel sorry for the poor kid who
was excited about a little brother until he learned that his
mother gave birth to a monster. The father is clearly
furious at this situation, saying he's willing to do
everything in his power to help the police catch and kill
the baby (much to his wife's horror and dismay...it is their
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The movie knows that it doesn't really have
a budget, and it manages to work well with what it's got. Aside from
the few missteps when we unfortunately see the stupid looking little
monster baby, the monster effects are kept in shadow, which adds a sense
of mystery that's missing from the film's sequels. The gore isn't
hugely plentiful, but the aforementioned birthing scene is nasty and
effective (not to mention Farrell's performance as the bewildered and
terrified mother, drugged and loopy yet wanting to see her baby, not
knowing what's going on as the baby kills the doctors and nurses in the
room. Farrell's terror at this nightmare sequence ties everything
together). The ending sequence, which takes place in a very convincing
dark sewer tunnel, is worth the price of admission. I'm not going to
spoil it for you, but let's just say that actor John P. Ryan earns his
paycheck and then some during this sequence. All in all, this movie is
one that's worth checking out. It does wonders with its small budget
and creates a haunting little piece of cinematic sleaze that you won't
soon forget.
There is one scene where the “baby” is supposed to be attacking an
unsuspecting milkman that is so cheesy that even I rolled my eyes at
this movie. And why are there so many closeups of the stupid
looking monster puppet? Dude, we know the baby looks ridiculous.
You don't have to keep telling us.
It's equal parts silly and heartwarming. You should give it a chance.
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