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Surprisingly, more than I expected. I had a little bit of fun with this
movie, trying to place people in other movies that I'd seen before. And
two main characters (or semi-main characters for one of them) were both
in zombie movies, and I'm a big zombie buff. Trust me on this. It's fun.
And that's just it, it doesn't take itself too seriously. It's not
great, but it's not trying to be. The main characters switch bodies and
get into hijinx afterwards (just like Freaky Friday, Vice Versa, Freaky
Friday, The Hot Chick, umm, about a billion other movies probably). I
love Vice Versa because I love Judge Reinhold, I love Fred Savage, and I
love crappy 80s movies. It's a crappy movie from the 80s trying to bank
off the popularity of Big, but I love it. Especially the Judge drum
scene. Just awesome.
But that's beside the point, this is a sex comedy, teen comedy, with
body switching involved, and it really doesn't take itself seriously.
The first scene after they switch both check their bodies to see what
happened and see the other parts, and there is a shadowed erection for
the boy which looks like it'd been blown up like a balloon. It's goofy,
it's stupid, but it works.
There was a lot more sex references and a lot more almost nudity than
expected. His black friend from the football team almost has a full
frontal and Samaire almost has a full frontal. It's very strange.
When I mentioned getting to place people, the main kid, played by Kevin
Zegers, was the really young security guy from Dawn of the Dead. As well
as a few other things, but that's where I know him from. And the next
door neighbor, the dad of Samaire's character, is played by Robert Joy
(a man you've probably seen about 2000 times) and he played Charlie, the
main character's best friend, the simple guy who was good with a rifle,
in Land of the Dead. Another zombie flick. He was also zombie-like in
The Hills Have Eyes as one of the bad dudes in that. Real creepy looking
dude. I think he bit a girl's nipple off in that movie.
The main characters are okay once they switch roles. As the standard sex
roles, Samaire Armstrong is super-stuck up and lispy and pretty awful
and trying to really eschew Drew Barrymore in anything she's ever been
in and Kevin is just kinda lame and utterly worthless. But once they
switch, it works. He's really girly, she's really guy-like, and it seems
to work for them.
Most everything else. It doesn't try to be anything else than what it
is, a rip-off of quite a few other better movies. There is a love aspect
that completely comes out of nowhere and gets tacked on near the last 20
or so minutes of the movie as well as a Romeo and Juliet aspect to the
two families as once friends and now bitter rivals who still live right
next door (even though her parents are super-rich and his are
super-poor). It makes no sense. It just seems so quick to change that
you're left thinking, HUH? The soundtrack is awful. It's like I closed
my eyes and woke up in 2001. Mystikal, Eminem, Elton John, the list goes
on and it's almost all bad. It just seems ridiculous.
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I'm a music guy too, big-time,
so music will either always piss me off or really get me. I
love movies for music choices when it works, and hate movies
that waste songs, and hate movies that put songs in for no
reason at all. This is the latter. It just seems ridiculous
that a kid in high school in 2006 would be listening to
music from 2001, especially when they seem so concerned with
status symbols that they date the head cheerleader and are
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It's not kitschy when it's been 4 years.
It'd be more kitschy to listen to like Barry Gibb songs or Olivia
Newton-John, not Mystikal.
And why the hell is Sharon Osbourne in this movie? She's playing a
lower-middle class white woman from suburbia who just so happens to have
a very thick British accent! It makes no bloody sense. None whatsoever.
Maybe she was an exchange student that got knocked up, I don't know, but
why she's living in this town and working at Spatulaworld (yes,
apparently, that shows how poor the main boy is, his dad works or runs
or operates Spatulaworld, as if humanity needs a store DEVOTED to
spatulas).
Go watch Vice Versa. Or Dawn of the Dead. Or Land of the Dead. Or The
Hot Chick. At least then you've got something to put your weed in. This
movie doesn't elevate itself above the status of wannabe, and for that,
it's not really worth your time. Unless you're into the constant stream
of same ideas coming out of Hollywood these days.
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