I wanted to
love "The Lost Skeleton Returns Again." Truth be told I've spent a lot
of time trying to love Larry Blamire's first film and then tried
anxiously to really love and be enamored by his spoof of science fiction
cinema with a title that's about as redundant as any disposable sci-fi
cheese released, but... I just can't. Even though the cineaste in me is
begging that I should. And while he does take great pains in committing
to his tribute by writing some of the most quotable moments in
independent cinema in a while, along with some rather comical
performances, "The Lost Skeleton Returns Again" is a ninety minute gag
that you'll enjoy for the first thirty minutes, like after forty five
minutes, and then wonder when it will end after an hour has passed. To
say that it overstays it's welcome is an understatement as Larry Blamire
adds some clever jokes to his follow-up by casting the exact same cast
from the first film and explaining that they're in fact twins of the
characters from the previous film. This is hilarious until they've
mentioned it ten times in an hour and you've sat thinking "Okay, I get
the point, it's funny, let's move on!" Blamire counters the obvious fact
that he just re-cast the same actors, but doesn't just allow us time to
soak in the first reaction and ridiculous explanation and the film
basically follows on that same road for a long time.
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An ancient queen and one of the
heroines spend about five minutes explaining to one another
the meaning of a double negative, there's the drawn out
death scenes that will give a chuckle until Blamire drives
it in to the ground, and there's of course the return of
Anima that should be cause for cheers, but is a sadly
misguided return as she's wasted for a good portion of the
film only to appear every so often to deliver the same jokes
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Blamire does provide some entertaining
one-liners including some by the Lost Skeleton who returns again to
haunt the twin brother of the main character from the first film and
engages in some ridiculous murder sequences that are cause for laughter
until Blamire drags the joke in to the ground by featuring some
interrogations on the skeleton whose own knack for over the top dialogue
can become pretty grating even for the most patient devotee to these
niche films that pay homage to the science fiction cheese of the forty
and fifties. The skeleton this time plays second fiddle to much of the
barrage of overdrawn gags and instead of becoming a maguffin and wacky
source for nostalgia to the classic science fiction cheese he feels much
more like an annoyance, especially when we learn mid-way that this
group's whole trek may end up benefiting him and his means. When not
engaging in fights with rubber monsters that aren't as funny as they
could be, or exchanging redundant dialogue that could be much funnier,
the whole film really is much too long. With a tighter script and
fifteen minutes chopped off, it may have been better than the original
by a mile. I know I wanted it to be when I was done with it.
Director Larry Blamire's "The Lost Skeleton Returns Again" has potential
to be much better than the original mini-cult hit, but in the end it
tries much too hard to top its first act by hurling jokes at us that go
on too long, are dragged through the dirt, or just aren't funny, all the
while writing a sequel that could be much shorter and twice more
effective if allowing the cast to improvise much more. Fact is, when you
spend time trying to be entertained than just letting the film entertain
you, odds are the movie just isn't doing its job.
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