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Before I saw this movie I crossed my fingers and prayed it would be at
least half as good as my friends said it was. Frankly, Stephen King
adaptations tend to be exceedingly shitty with few exceptions, and I
loved the novella "The Mist" and saw great potential there for a movie
adaptation, but I didn't want to get my hopes up, even after a lot of
people told me it was good. It was with great trepidation that I sat
down to view this movie (my time is precious you see, and I didn't want
to waste it watching crap, dammit) and I'm happy to report that "The
Mist" was everything I'd hoped it would be and more.
Right from the get-go I like the lead character here. He's a horror fan.
We know this because he paints movie posters, and the bulk of his work
that we see on display is horror-related (he's working on a poster of
"The Gunslinger," which is a cute little nod to Stephen King). Suddenly
there is a storm, and the next morning there is damage to his house, and
he and his young son end up giving their crotchety neighbor a ride into
town for supplies, and then the world comes to an end. Well, not really.
As they are traveling into town they notice a thick mist creeping and
descending on the town, and they notice a bunch of army guys fleeing in
the opposite direction, but instead of turning tail and following the
army guys like I would have, they continue into town and thus when the
shit hits the fan and it's clear that there's a disaster out there in
the mist, they and a bunch of other shoppers are trapped in the grocery
store. I suppose a grocery store isn't the worst place to be in a
disaster. There's food and supplies and all that. It's just that an
inordinate amount of bad, apocalyptic things happen in grocery stores in
movies.
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The almost never seen "Messiah of Evil" has a great scene
that takes place in a grocery store that's almost terrifying
enough to make me swear off shopping in grocery stores
forever. This particular band of survivors is composed
mainly of small-town people who are pretty small-minded and
critical of each other, and of course there's one religious
nut that I just wanted to stab. This is another reason for
me to avoid grocery stores in the event of an apocalypse. It
would be just my luck to get stranded in a grocery store at
the end of the world with a mouthy religious nut who won't
shut up about God's wrath.
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The people in the movie ignore her at first, but as anyone knows, when
folks get desperate enough, they start grasping at any answer they can
find, and thus a religious nut who offers an answer to the chaos and a
solution to the problem, however disturbing that answer may be, will
become more and more attractive as the days wind down and people get
more and more desperate. Marcia Gay Harden does a fantastic job
portraying said religious fanatic, and she was creepier than any of the
supernatural creatures in this movie simply because she was so, well,
fanatical. I remember from my church days that every time something good
happened it was attributed to God and every time something bad happened
it was because of God's wrath against human sin and error, and I
couldn't shake those memories while watching the movie. Just like in
real life, the religious nut is spared over and over again, and just
like in real life, the fact that she DOESN'T die is taken for proof that
she is speaking the truth about God. Never mind coincidence or random
selection of the universe, just like I remember from childhood, the fact
that she was spared after yelling "My life for you God!" must mean she's
right and that lends credence to any whacked-out thing she has to say,
at least in the minds of the desperate and terrified survivors who start
to believe her rantings. This kind of terror hits a little too close to
home for me, and I respect that in a movie.
Of course there's plenty of visceral terror for viewers in this movie,
too. The novella took a more restrained approach but the movie doesn't
shy away from showing the creatures in all their glory (sometimes to its
detriment, as the up-close focus on some of the CGI effects is a bit too
much... we can see how fake they are). From the beginning people in the
grocery store don't want to believe that there are monsters out there in
the mist, but slowly those who venture
outside get picked off in gruesome ways until there is no doubt about
the supernatural creatures roaming the streets of the town. Nasty bugs
with deadly stings, creepy tentacles attached to big hulking almost
elephant-like creatures, icky creepy spiders that cover everything with
webs and lay eggs (leading to some carnage that you will have to see to
believe... it's enough to put you off your popcorn, let me tell you).
Once the death toll mounts and the survivors in the store are split into
two distinct groups, those who follow the religious nut lady and those
who don't, it becomes as hostile and unsafe in the store as it might be
outside and the survivors who ARE sane have to make some tough choices.
Though I want to scream and smack them for the results of their choices,
I can't totally say that I blame them. The final conclusion of the film
is haunting and moving; everything I could ask from an apocalyptic flick
with a bite to match its bark.
Devastating. The end of the movie had me screaming at the screen. It's a
departure from the ending of the story, but not so much so that this
will ruin the experience for anyone who is a fan of the novella. Indeed,
the film's conclusion may well have happened if the story had followed
the band of survivors just a few more pages. It's stunning and even
though I DID see it coming that's only because I've seen way too many
movies. It's that kind of "punch in the stomach" twist that leaves you
gaping at the screen, wanting to yell at the movie but speechless and
unable to do so.
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