2011
Rated: R for sexual content, language and some drug material.
Genre: Romance Comedy
Directed By: Ivan Reitman
Written By: Elizabeth Meriwether, Michael Samonek
Paramount Pictures
Running Time: 1:48
Review by: Momar Van Der Camp
Review Date: 2/5/11

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It’s not that bad a movie in all honesty. More than likely you can thank the capable shoulders of Ivan Reitman, Natalie Portman and some of the other cast members for that. Even Ashton Kutcher isn’t awful in this movie. He’s not great by any stretch of the imagination, but we’ll get there in our bad. This movie is full of “I Know that Person” moments. From the girl from the Office to Ludacris to the girls he fools around with to Natalie’s friends in the movie and even to one moment where Ivan Reitman shows up, there are a lot of bits in this movie like that. Hell, even Cary Elwes makes a few small appearances in this movie, for no other reason than he’s Cary Elwes and he can show up wherever the hell he wants (coincidentally, he plays a doctor, and I kept hoping maybe this was tied into his Saw character, but alas, no dice). Anyway, as I said, the film is pretty innocuous. I love Natalie Portman and have seen just about every movie she’s been in since she started, so I’ll see pretty much any from here on out. She wins in that category as she’ll get my money no matter what she does (damn you three Shitty Star Wars movies). Kevin Kline is awesome in his very small role as Ashton’s father. Ashton does okay. He isn’t playing the boisterous, loud-mouthed idiot he normally does. He’s more reserved and that’s what the character called for. He does some idiotic stuff, but it all fits with his arc. And for that, I bow to his reeling it in for this film. Good work by all involved.

It’s all so easy. You see it coming a mile away that they’ll get together and be together by the end of the film that you have to just accept it early on. Seeing this directed by Reitman I guess I was hoping for some kind of curveball but it didn’t happen. They tried, but the ending was foreseeable. For all intents and purposes, this movie rests on the shoulders of Ashton and Natalie. Natalie has the acting prowess to pull just about anything off, but Ashton does not.  

And a lot of the flat spots have to do with him. Not reacting appropriately, not being a good actor, and just genuinely not feeling real at all. It’s not always the case, but he just fails a lot in this movie to be more than he is. I can’t watch a movie starring or co-starring him and see anything but Ashton Kutcher. Real actors immerse themselves in the roles and disappear, I think he just makes the character become him. It can work, but here, not so much.  

Also, a major problem is there is too much going on. A lot of actors in this film just pop in and out from time to time and we never really get to know them. Ludacris gets barely anything to do, the sister and soon-to-be brother-in-law of Natalie’s character and her mother and her mom’s new lover get nothing to do. They’re just there to flesh out her story and it seems a disservice to some fairly good actors like Olivia Thirlby.

Not awful and not at all what I was expecting by any means, this could have been a lot worse. Go in looking for a good time and some choice Kevin Kline quotes and you’ll be pretty happy leaving the theater. Go in expecting Ashton Kutcher to give an Academy Award winning performance and disappointment will be the only thing you’ll leave with. But look on the bright side, you get to look at Natalie Portman looking attractive for nearly 2 hours and I can’t help but think that’s a bad thing. Can you?

 

 

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