2011
Rated: Unrated
Genre: Horror Thriller
Directed By: Mike Nichols
Written By: Sam Freeman, Charles Black
Echo Bridge Home Entertainment
Running Time: 1:28
Review by: Felix Vasquez Jr.
Review Date: 10/8/11

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BREAD CRUMBS

 

Mike Nichols slasher thriller is probably one of the films that sounded great in pre-production, but didn't fare very well when filmed. For a low budget production there is a lot to go on here, but "Bread Crumbs" is a virtually bloodless ho hum affair that doesn't do much with its premise. It doesn't add any sense of whimsy or eccentricity as can be expected from a film about a demonic Hansel and Gretel, and instead just opts to be another hack and slash that's short on the slash. This outing has a bunch of porn stars and film crew go to an abandoned cabin in the woods only to happen across fully grown manifestations of Hansel and Gretel. Nichols probably didn't have the resources to cast children, which is sad because the creepy quotient would have been amped up had he cast actual children in the key roles.

"Bread Crumbs" feels like a missed opportunity in the end. It's a premise with a great idea that would have worked with a bigger budget and a better cast, but sadly it falls strictly under the monster in the house category where we meet a bunch of stale one dimensional porn stars, all of whom have their own personal conflicts. This is supposed to help us empathize with them we they're picked off one by one and there isn't much else to the movie.

 

Nothing really ingenious happens, it's all merely a run and hide affair with the two demonic brats bringing down the adults at every turn. With the bad sound in the film, the annoyance of the screaming is induced two fold and the terror is lagging. Nichols relies heavily on his cast to sell the material where the budget can't, and there's a ton of improvisation that never quite works as well as one hopes. The cast all seem to really try their damndest with their roles, but the script can't salvage their characters much, so we don't feel too much pity for them when they're being systematically tortured and killed off. "Bread Crumbs" could have been one horrific twist on a grimm fairytale, but as it stands it's merely a mediocre humdrum affair.

Ultimately one big waste of time, "Bread Crumbs" has real potential to be a harrowing and terrifying twist on a classic fairytale but instead is just a hokey and tedious bit of low budget fodder that definitely won't re-invent the wheel any time soon.

 

 

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