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I guess on
paper, "The Landlord" seemed like a great concept for a horror comedy.
Emil Hyde's movie starts off simply enough with a sitcom premise with a
horror twist about a man living with two demons. The man has to rent out
an apartment to keep the demons fed. The demons who reside in his flat
have a knack for possessing and devouring the tenants and he has to go
back to renting the flat all over again. This can be set up for some
raucous laughs and clever twists on the concept, but sadly "The
Landlord" is a lethargic and brutally tedious horror comedy that never
scary or funny. It tries for both genres on multiple occasions and it
fails gloriously in entertaining the audience with its lack of real
grasp on its premise. When it gets bored with the set-up in the first
half hour, "The Land Lord" meanders in to a ridiculous crime thriller
and dramedy about a new tenant protagonist Tyler takes an instant liking
to who is running from her past and gains his affections, while Tyler's
sister has local dealings with demonic gangsters that eventually catches
up to her and puts her family in jeopardy.
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This is all a mish mash of
genres and sub-plots that are thrown up in the air and never
land with enough competence to make an entertaining or
remotely decent horror yarn. The performances are just
amateur sometimes bordering on cartoonish, and most of the
performers here can never really deliver the forced comedy
writer Hyde tries to convey quite often. Tyler is supposed
to be a very sympathetic hero and is never as likable as
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All
the while his exchanges with both demons that involve rigging on human
body parts, and a lame segment about charades to learn an incantation
the demon can't utter all fall flat, and Hyde seems intent on padding
the run time as much as humanly possible. So we endure a scene in a
rundown motel, flashback sequences that are meant to offer exposition
but are just painfully awkward (thanks to bad child actors), and moments
involving the demonic gang members that never really make for compelling
asides. The narrative has the potential to be quite spooky and morbid
with some gruesome gore, but Hyde wastes that with poor production
qualities and a story that can never focus on its original concept
involving demons who demand a lot from their catetaker who keeps them
fed, and keeps the tenants coming for their meals. Not even great make
up effects for the demons can make up for the terrible acting by all,
and Hyde wastes great promise on a movie that is just a sheer waste of
time and never takes advantage of its horror or comedy trappings at any
time. "The Landlord" very well could have been a cult classic, but as
such it's really nothing but a space filler with other direct to DVD
horror titles.
I had a
lot of hope for Emil Hyde's horror comedy about a landlord and his
demonic tenants begging for new meals in the form of tenants, because
there is a lot of material to be mined for a horror classic. But as it
stands, it's a lot of wasted potential with terrible performances, a
meandering story, and a tedious mesh of genres that add up to a clear
waste of time when all is said and done.
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