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2009 |
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Rated: R for gore,
torture, graphic violence, animal cruelty, strong sexual content,
nudity, and graphic language. |
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Genre: Horror Suspense Thriller Romance Comedy |
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Directed By: Sean Byrne |
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Written By:
Sean Byrne |
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Ambience Entertainment |
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Running Time: 1:24 |
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Review
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Felix Vasquez Jr. |
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Review Date: 10/10/10 |
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THE
LOVED ONES
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If John Waters and John Hughes ever conceived the idea for a modern day
"Misery," we'd essentially get this Australian horror gem known as "The
Loved Ones," a movie that's centered around an impending prom and two
rather demented love stories that concern fractured love and new
relationships. After accidentally crashing in to a tree Brent kills his
father and six months later is a train wreck committed to smoking pot
and putting himself in as much danger as possible. He also makes a hobby
out of cutting himself and inflicting pain. Brent is a young man haunted
by his accident and inflicted with self-blame and pity that spreads to
his still mourning mother. On the day before the prom Brent is asked by
an unusual female classmate painted in pink who pleads with Brent to
take her. After politely turning her down, Brent is kidnapped and forced
in to a scenario where the pretty but absolutely demented Lola proceeds
in torturing, tormenting and maiming Brent and re-enacting her very own
prom which involve insane scenarios with the help of her subservient
father who bends to his daughter's will and takes pride in watching her
cut in to her prom date.
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"The Loved Ones" is something of
a dark comedy, and one that strives and setting a maddening
tone where the entire film feels like one ninety minute
nightmare that Brent can not escape from. Enduring the
obvious incestuous relationship between the psychotic Lola
and her father, Brent has to endure some grueling bits of
revenge including being forced to pee, being nailed to the
floor and so many more methods of cruelty that will keep the
audience cringing and cowering behind their partner. What
"The Loved Ones" spotlights is the unbridled and unspoken
romance and dares to ask the audience if perhaps we're one
of the people out there with our very own secret admirer
willing to do whatever it takes to prevent being rejected. |
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Lola is clearly a petulant amoral child who keeps her
parents on a tight leash and makes horrible demands of them, and
enlists their help in keeping Brent strapped to his chair to soak in
whatever horrible pain she inflicts upon him. Director Sean Byrne is
of course never afraid to get wacky and off the wall as we watch
Lola become hysterical at her own crowning of prom queen, as well as
Lola and her father's attempts to fish Brent out of a tree. On the
flipside there is Brent's friend Sac also experiencing a tumultuous
prom date with the school Goth that is quite demented but not as
violent or cringe-inducing. Robin McLeavy gives a shocking
performance as this utterly sadistic young girl who takes an almost
sexual thrill out of torturing the boys she fancies, and even goes
so far as to show off a photo album of her past victims. McLeavy
surely goes for the throat and gives the absolute stand out
performance making one truly disgusting and horrific villainess.
"The Loved Ones" eventually transforms in to one truly disturbing
fractured fairy tale with cannibals, mutilation, and a mesmerizing
final scene that paints director Sean Byrne as a director to look
for.
While no masterpiece,
"The Loved Ones" is most definitely a horror gem waiting to be explored
with top notch performances, an utterly demented story, and compelling
direction that paints this as the "Misery" for the modern age. I highly
suggest checking this out if you're lucky enough to stumble across it.
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