OUR FAVORITE TREEHOUSE OF HORROR EPISODES!
Felix Vasquez Jr.

 

In spite of what you may think of the current state of "The Simpsons," the fact remains that the show is a dynasty and the annual "Treehouse of Horror" episodes however bland or mediocre they have become are a tradition and one that garners good ratings for FOX every year. "Treehouse of Horror" began as a little nod to Halloween with spoofs of The Twilight Zone and classic urban legends and soon rocketed in to something of an event for the entire crew of The Simpsons to satirize and poke fun at classic horror movies to great episodes of The Twilight Zone. Zombies, King Kong, Robots, Monkeys Paws, Aliens, Witches, Frankenstein, haunted houses, nothing was off the table, and this allowed the creators of the series to throw a party every year for us horror fans to show us what they can do when they rode off the rails of the storyline and allowed for some fun to be had and blood to be shed.

Though none of the new installments have actual tree houses, the origin of the yearly gimmick began with "Treehouse of Horror" where Homer, deciding to scare Bart and Lisa, begins listening in on separate horror stories told by Bart and Lisa in a treehouse, both of whom tell the scariest stories they can think of in an attempt to scare each other. What begins as mocking laughter soon transformed in to Homer going back to bed that night realizing he couldn't quite go back to sleep thanks to the effectiveness of a good horror story, properly told by two little children with a lot of imagination. While none of them are at all really disturbed by one another, Homer has learned that a good horror story can do wonders for inducing insomnia. Horror is best when imagination is at play, and "Treehouse of Horror" took what was a one and done little nod to Halloween and turned it in to its very own gimmick going balls to the wall every year devising some of the best moments in the series barnone. Here are ten of our favorite moments from "Treehouse of Horror," episodes brilliant, hilarious, and just plain memorable.
 

Dial Z for Zombie
If you can believe it, when I was a kid in spite of being such an avid hardcore viewer of "The Simpsons," their take on zombies called "Dial Z for Zombie" actually inspired a nightmare or two. Before you laugh at me, my phobia of zombies was so bad when I was a boy that anything even remotely zombie related left me awake at night and looking over my shoulders. In either case "Treehouse of Horror III" is perhaps the series most entertaining episode with the most creative sketches and not a single chink in the armor. Not only is the set-up involving a Halloween party where Martin is punched in the stomach for dressing as Calliope while Ned induces a heart attack from Grampa after pretending to be a zombie utterly hysterical to this day (I'm chuckling as I'm writing this), but "Dial Z for Zombie" is an excellent little ditty.

Bart has to do a book report and when his report on Baby's First Pop-Up Book isn't accepted, he takes to the school's barren occult section to look for a book. Little does he realize that he's taken out a book of spells. Wanting to ward off the sadness of Lisa's dead cat Snowball I, Bart insists they raise her from the dead. Kids, eh? Little does he know that they didn't raise Snowball but have unleashed the throngs of the walking dead who are roaming around to feast on the brains of the living! "Dial Z for Zombie" is nothing but a barrage of hilarious one-liners, sharp gags, and some hilarious humor that will keep you glued to the screen from minute one. From Ned rejoicing at the presence of a relative he thought dead and realizing she's a zombie much too late, to Krusty being eaten by Sideshow Mel, to Homer being rejected as a sacrifice for his family because the zombies can't find any brains in his head, "Dial Z for Zombie" is one of the funniest segments of the series Halloween episodes.

 

Clown Without Pity
Paying tribute to one of the most famous episodes of "The Twilight Zone," the writers of "The Simpsons" pull out all of the stops for their homage to "The Living Doll" involving a really demonic Krusty the Clown doll and Homer's battle with it. Homer being the man that he is has forgotten Bart's birthday and feels pressured to buy him something especially after Grampa rained cash on him thanks to the government much to his shock ("I didn't earn it; I don't need it; but if they miss one payment, I'll raise HELL!"), and ends up at "House of Evil" where among many gadgets and trinkets he chooses the Krusty the Clown doll. In spite of being warned that the doll contains a terrible curse (That's bad), Homer takes it because it comes with a free Frogurt (That's good!), of course the Frogurt is cursed, warns the shopkeeper (That's Bad), but he insists he gets his choice of free topping (That's good!). Nevertheless, in spite of warnings of the toppings containing Potassium (That's bad by the way), Homer buys the doll and soon Krusty is on a rampage torturing Homer for no good reason, appearing in his bathtub and threatening to murder him with harpoons, butcher knives and even attempts to choke him to death on his pull string. The battle comes to an end when a simple solution is presented (That... seems oddly logical) and Krusty's will is taken away as he lives life with Lisa's Malibu Stacy. It's a short but sweet little homage to Rod Serling.

 

The Devil and Homer Simpson
Of course the Devil is Ned Flanders, who else would it be? Insisting he's taking the form of someone Homer recognizes, Homer does battle with the master of deception Lucifer when Homer declares he'd sell his soul for a donut after a tardiness at work means no donuts for the day. The devil takes advantage of this declaration offering his donut and insists that the minute he finishes it, his soul is his property. Homer, thinking he has the upper hand, refuses to finish it.
One weak midnight snack trek sees Homer consuming the final portion of the Donut which calls the devil to collect once and for all! Reducing him to a torture in hell involving donuts that goes awry for the poor horned one, Homer is taken to trial where Lionel Hutz bargains for his soul against a jury of folks like Lizzie Borden, Blackbeard, and the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (among many) who battle for poor Homer's weak soul, all of which is drawn to a close by the devil who admits defeat but not without a catch. Homer's head is turned in to the very thing he craves the most, and must hide inside as a slew of cops await his emergence with cups of coffee in tow. Is it any surprise Lucifer and Bart seemed to be good chums?

 

Bart Simpsons' Dracula
As time went on "Treehouse of Horror" found its footing in the Halloween gimmick and went from a cute sometimes forgettable little tradition to mustering up some of the sickest twisted episodes of the entire season. Often times the writers went all out and reduced the show to some morbid humor a la Conan O'Brien who co-wrote Treehouse of Horror III. "Bart Simpsons' Dracula" is yet another spoof of Francis Ford Coppola's gothic Dracula adaptation. A gag that became very infamous in the nineties, "The Simpsons" take every single opportunity to spoof his film by adding their own twist to the story here. Utterly hilarious and yet a bit disturbing, folks all over Springfield are turning up dead without blood and puncture wounds on their necks. It's mummies! Of course, it's the mummies faults as the skilled Police Force of the town deduce, burning up priceless artifacts to nip the problem in the bud. Simultaneously Mr. Burns is opening up a new blood bank and has invited the Simpsons over to his mansion in... Pennsylvania (boo!) to have some dinner.

Also making it clear that they wash their necks beforehand. It's only good manners, people! Lisa is of course suspect of Mr. Burns who appears with a lively shadow and invites the Simpsons to eat with a peculiar little blood tasting beverage. Homer of course defends Burns insisting it's free blood, so who cares? On inspection with the inept Bart, Lisa discovers Mr. Burns secret... laundry room... but then they discover his oddly out of place coffin room where they happen upon his diary and a slew of his minions. Bart, never one to shy away from a nice slide, is drawn back in to the vampire horde and turned. Lisa, convinced Bart is a vampire, learns of his nightly visits with the town's children and seeks out to destroy Burns once and for all. With a funny surprise ending, and an homage to the Peanuts, this is one nice topper to a great episode. You also have to appreciate how the theaters in Springfield will give anyone who says they're a vampire a free soda. That's just good marketing.

 

The Shinning
Where do I begin even recounting this slice of fried gold? Where do I even start? Perhaps the implementing of the similar score from the Kubrick film? The prologue to the madness that begins with the family's constant forgetfulness leading to the abandonment of poor grampa? Maybe Mr. Burns insistence on ridding the hotel of beer and television and wondering why the previous groundskeepers went mad. Or perhaps it's mad Homer being dragged out of the freezer kicking and screaming by monsters including Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, and Jason? Homer's insistence that no beer and no TV make Homer go Crazy. Bart's connection with Groundskeeper Willie who just can't catch a break in the damn episode being axed in the back over and over.

Or maybe Homer's now famous catchphrase "Urge to kill rising... rising..." I don't know. "The Shinning" is just a big bag of genius, sprinkled with brilliant, caked with pure hilarious, and it's one of my favorite episodes of all time. It's a self-aware segment that's actually funnier because of its self-awareness. Willie warns Bart to call it The Shinning and not The Shining or else they could get sued, not to mention Willie warning Bart to stay out of his head at a certain time ("That's Willie's time!"), and the Simpsons going for broke with Homer's spoofing of Jack Nicholson's famous door smashing where he constantly ends up in the wrong room ("Hi, David, I'm Grampa!"). I don't know where to start or where to end without making this summary sound like a random string of sentences, but if you're familiar with Kubrick's masterpiece of a horror film, you'd do best to watch this masterful satire of Stephen King's novel that is so funny it never lets you sit back and regain your bearings not even for a minute.
 

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