2006
Rated: R for strong sexual content, gore, torture, and graphic violence.
Genre: Horror Thriller
Directed By: The Butcher Brothers
Running Time: 1:26
Review by: Felix Vasquez Jr.
Review Date: 5/10/07
Special Features:
Commentary by co-writers/co-directors The Butcher Brothers and actor Cory Knauf
Deleted scenes
Bloopers

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THE HAMILTONS

 

Other films and I mean plenty of other films have attempted the seedy underground of Suburbia bit, ad nauseum, and very few can pull it off well. The horror genre has taken this tired bit and added a slight sense of a twist to it, all with the advent of increasing the unpredictability of the formula. What could be lurking in the large house of this upper crest family? Well, let’s just say “The Hamiltons” is like “Spider-Baby” except set in modern times with much more twists and turns. I was often led to believe that the film set down on a cannibalistic family, and I was wrong… in some respects. It’s difficult to give away the entire plot twist here, but “The Hamiltons” was entertaining for the fact that it was so twisted.

As I said, the formula of the seedy underbelly of Americana has been done and failed miserably, but The Butcher Brothers manage to accomplish it somewhat. I found “The Hamiltons” to be twisted and often times utterly morbid. Adding monotony to the lives of these characters works, and it works well most times, because I bought these characters. They were so unlike an actual family, which is what helped their interaction with one another.  

They’re wholesome, and loving toward one another, but only in their own ways. The Butcher Brothers draws out the mounting tension for as long as possible, letting slip only bits and pieces of the plot elements before us. Not only will we sit wondering what’s going to happen next, but I gather many will decide to try and decode what these characters are about. It’s a damn good mystery, that’s for sure. The two stand outs among the mostly forgettable cast are Joseph McKelheer, and Mackenzie Firgens who are just utterly entertaining as the demented sadistic twins of the family who just can’t help but raise hell with one another. The two just have an electric chemistry together, and I had fun watching them torment helpless victims. “The Hamiltons” has a considerably low-key atmosphere that promises a powder keg that’s bound to explode any minute, and when it does, blood pours.

The Butcher Brothers can never seem to know what to do with these characters once they break out of the house and their own little deeds. The characters just are never as three dimensional once they break out of the walls of their abode, and that’s a shame. The chemistry between these people left a lot of potential for them to wreak havoc and it never came to pass. Samuel Child is sadly the worst of the bunch giving a brutally over the top and cheesy performance that never measures up with the others. Beyond that, the creative team just prefers to reference horror classic after horror classic from “Martin,” to “Re-Animator,” and they don’t raise a competent argument for their film’s worth. In the end, “The Hamiltons” simply isn’t anything original or innovative, it’s all really just a horror movie we’ve seen time and time again, in spite of the twist. And the writing draws out one particular victim for the sole purposes of the pay off in the second half, and it becomes so blatant it progresses into meaningless exposition that doesn’t really come into play late in the film. And can someone tell me what the hell was the point of the constant Wilhelm screams? Not only were they clunky, but they just shoved me out of the narrative. For shame.

Hell, it’s flawed, and it’s unoriginal, but with the overall atmosphere, and solid performances, “The Hamiltons” is a demented and deliciously engrossing horror film about the perfect family with a few demons in their basement. Hell, I had a blast.

 

 

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