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HOW TO DEAL
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With her, she's given a very nice cast of actors including the always adorable, always cute as a button Alexandra Holden who is good as Scarlett, Halley's best friend who mysteriously disappears halfway through the film, and then there are seasoned veteran actors such as the hilarious Allison Janney as Halley's mother who refuses to let go of her grudge on her husband after their divorce even screaming at a camera after demonstrating how her friend should tape her date video, and then there's Pete Gallagher who is shockingly un-credited in the film credits but alas he's quirky and odd as Halley's father who is somewhat of a media whore, even marrying his new wife in front of his fans from his radio show much to the embarrassment of his daughters. These actors are so fun to watch in this, and it's a shame how some are wasted.
The problem with this is not the acting, there's a good cast, it's not the direction which is light and airy as would be required, but it's simply the awful script which translates into an awful film. Trite, contrived, and with situations that are so emotionally manipulative, "How to Deal" was a rather painful experience.
Moore plays Halley Martin, the youngest in a family and a somewhat jaded
and cynical girl, as the formula provides, she's a girl who whines and
bellows, she's rebellious, but we're
So after a few vain monologues in which she breaks down life and babbles
about her screwed up family, which isn't that screwed up, we have an
eccentric pot smoking grandma, an So after the obligatory set-up we meet Hally's friend Scarlett (the adorable Alexandra Holden: Sugar & Spice, The Hot Chick) who is seeing a soccer player. Scarlett is the obligatory friend who always has secondary dialogue, but the problem is, her subplot is so interesting, and we never really get to see her situation.
After a ridiculous scene in which Scarlett's boyfriend dies, an
emotionally manipulative We go through fifty minutes without hearing or seeing from her, though her subplot would have made for some good fodder, however we go straight into Halley's plot with her crush, Macon (Trent Foster), a smug, self-analytical ne'er do well who gains Halley's interest. Trent sparks no charisma, but nonetheless he's forced upon us and we're supposed to believe they're falling in love through an awkward montage watching them dating, and playing, and laughing with music from some adult contemporary band playing in the background to which leads us to a horrible scene where Moore begins dancing to some twenty's music. Anyway, either way we're supposed to believe they've fallen in love and they go through turmoil, because what's a romance without turmoil, they nearly diddle one another and, they accidentally get into a car crash. Why would that happen? Who the heck knows, either way it's a ridiculous scene without any set-up and it's so blatantly attempting to jerk a tear from us, but we get to discover what Moore looks like in a wrist cast, and Macon leaves Halley at the hospital.
t's a basically cold-hearted thing to do, but it sets up the two
characters for the usual kiss
Yes, there are a lot of sub-plots, and all are so horribly under-developed
to the point where they're almost non-existent, but we're supposed to cry,
and there's Halley's grandmother We muddle through meaningless dialogue after meaningless dialogue, from situation after situation, until we reach the climax which is not only sappy setting up an ending that's supposed to bring a tear to our eye, but also displays a painfully annoying exchange between Ford and Moore. Ultimately, nothing works here, though it tries desperately.
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