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PIÑATA: SURVIVAL ISLAND a.k.a.
DEMON ISLAND
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There's your usual people: your token ethnic characters including a tough hispanic chick, and an African guy who spurts slang within every spoken word, there's the kinky sex kitten, the geeky girl, the beer guzzling moron, the adrenaline pumped jock, the hero, and the heroine. Sure, this is an age old formula, but I've never seen it put to such use before. There's nothing but fun in this film and you can't help laugh at the horrendous acting by the cast, and the stupid scene where, for some reason, the two game hosts test the students on the island's history. They never assume that people who chuggle beer like water may not know anything about Mexican history. Plus, it's hard to imagine these annoying people actually go to college. The entire film revolves around this paper thin love feud between the two leads Kyle (Nicholas Brendon: Buffy, the vampire slayer) and Tina (Jaime Pressley: White Trash, Ringmaster) who split in college and are mad at each other, yadda, yadda. It's fun watching this series of events bring these love birds together. Nicholas Brendon who just came off his charming role as wisecracking Xander on the "Buffy, the vampire slayer" series is pretty interesting as the reluctant hero and manages to pull off the brooding silent mystique, well. Jaime Pressley does what she can with her character and comes off as a rather charming character. Funny, she's in her late twenties to early thirties and she's in college; hard to believe isn't it? The piñata is hilarious looking and sometimes cute never even coming close to becoming scary; It has a big head, white eyes, a rubber foam lower half and wobbles around with a stick bashing the skulls of its victims. It sometimes looks like a demonic "Pokemon" creature. It has a cool device that might have worked in a better film: it can suck the evil out of a person and then the souls, but is there any reason to bash the victims to death when it can just suck the life force? You can tell it's a dwarf running around in a cheap suit, and its a killer watching it running through the forest. There are other clichés from horror flicks that is recycled in this film. After the long intro showing the origin of the monster in the opener, our hero Kyle conveniently knows the tale of the evil piñata and re-tells the origin to the audience all over again. I don't see why the Hildebrand brothers couldn't have cut the intro and went straight into the movie, but this isn't exactly a masterpiece. The killing is funny; even one scene where the piñata comes from behind a girl and bashes her over the head. If you look closely you can see she's already bloody before the piñata attacks, and it's rather funny. There's also a hilarious sequence when the piñata pulls a girl into a tent and kills her. The directors look like they're not even trying to compose a good horror flick, and its clear by the film's light tone rather than attempting a dark and murky atmosphere.
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