As bad as Defenders of Space was, I couldn't believe it could get worse. The joke's on me, I was so wrong. Think badly animated Transformers saving the world is bad? How about a Gundam, with Mazinger Z's head and wings, fighting the robeasts from Voltron? Oh lord, what have I stepped in this time?

At least I knew it would be bad, so at least I was prepared for it. I won't bother trying to make sense of the plot because it doesn't even take itself seriously. The same guys sitting around in a room returned to voice-over this movie as well, so it has that nice feeling of "please gouge out my ears" to it. The sounds effects are slightly less annoying than Defenders, but that's really not saying much.

This piece of excrement stole time from my life and I'm quite tempted to complain to Wal-Mart for selling it to me. It's like eating at a restaurant that used to be good (Voltron) then coming back years later only to find this other place there who claim to sell the same food. So you go in, you order and you eat. My point? The food tastes awful, you nearly choke because of the taste that hits you. So you're pissed off and quite frankly, so am I.

Kim Jon-il has long wanted a weapon to enforce fear. If only we'd known it'd reveal itself as a crappy low budget anime. Do yourself a favor and spend your dollar on a candy bar.

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