½ |
2002
(limited) |
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Rated: R for
language, violence, and sexual content. |
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Genre: Dark Comedy Drama Romance |
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Directed By: |
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Running Time: 2:01 |
| Review
by: Felix Vasquez Jr. |
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Review Date: 1/11/04 |
| DVD Features:
None. |
| If you like this,
try: Of Mice and Men, Radio, I am Sam, The Other Sister, Rain Man, But I'm a
cheerleader, Hairspray |
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PUMPKIN |
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There
are actually very few but funny moments during the film from Dominique Swain who
pulls in a likable and comical performance as Carolyn's loser friend, and from
Christina Ricci whose is so dumb it laugh out loud funny.
It does
what it so painstakingly sets out to do straight from the beginning and it does
it so well, it inevitably clicked with me and became one of the worst movies
ever made. I'm not sure what exactly I was expecting from this film, but what I
witnessed on screen wasn't it. This is often a very malicious and close-minded
film which tells the tale of a popularity queen and sorority sister Carolyn
McDuffy whom is helping her sorority house gain two new members for the trophy
of best sorority.
In doing so, they agree
to take on a charity helping to train mentally retarded youngsters in training
for the special Olympics, but she soon learns she may get more than she
bargained for. The people presented in the film are close-minded as the story
is; they call their two new members minority members and they always refer to
the only minority in the house with the word "Even" before her name. At one
point when one of the sisters is suggesting to Kent which girls he can take to
the social besides Carolyn, she runs through all the girls and continues to the
Asian girl: "You can even take her."
The girls are very
disgusted with their partners at first, one girl (Dominique Swain) even runs
away screaming, and Carolyn freaks out once Pumpkin falls on her. Pumpkin, a
mentally disabled boy is instantly in love with Carolyn and though his
debilitating disease is never truly identified, he manages to become healthier,
at first standing on his own will from his wheel chair and then soon driving to
see her. His alcoholic over-protective mother is clearly upset by his
transformation and begins striking against Carolyn. Christina Ricci's character
soon finds she cannot get Pumpkin out of her mind and instantly falls for him.
Though Carolyn has good intentions, it's thwarted by her sheer and utter
stupidity in which she just continues offending people left and right with her
narrow-mindedness.
The film touches upon
that topic and that type of people, however, where the film attempts to be
comical and a farce it manages to become equally offensive and very crude in its
delivery. The film rides upon this shallow and utterly annoying theme of
self-absorbed textures and becomes so utterly pretentious and vain in its
attempts to seem like a superior comedy effort upon the topic of mentally
retarded people that its clearly not humorous and manages to draw numerous groan
after groan. It follows along the story and attempts to be funny while making
the audience feel stupid if they're not laughing or don't find any of it
humorous.
The climax and "plot
twist" of the film is so blatant in its attempts to spark irony and clear poetic
justice but instead is so awful and clearly such a ridiculous attempt to become
even more of a smart film never really achieving what it tries so desperately to
do and continues raising the bar for pretension. The last moments of the film
don't truly make any bit of sense unless it tries to redeem itself with its
clearly annoying attempt at sentiment but fails yet again.
Some
critics will say, "It's purposely offensive", but I get it, I don't buy it, and
I've come to the conclusion: It's crude, offensive, ridiculous, brutal, and
painfully unfunny, this is one of the worst films of 2002.

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