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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
-
"A
movie is
supposed to bring laughs…I feel that [this
movie]
did just that..."

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Shorts for Cats
-
"This
is a film full of shorts. Called Shorts for
Cats. None of which have cats in them.
What the hell is that about?..."

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A New Wave
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"[Andrew
Keegan] got
asshole down, but it comes with giant douche
abilities these days...."

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Twilight
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"I was bored
out of my brain and not even
the appeal of Kristen Stewart
could sway me the
90210 Degrassi...."

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Ernest Saves Christmas
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"The
kind of movie you flip past while watching TV in
a listless daze. You watch for half an hour,
laugh a little, and, when a commercial comes on,
you keep flipping...."

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A Man Named Pearl
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"It
could have just as easily
been called A Garden in Bishopville and had the
same purpose or the same story..."

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Hole in the Ground
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"A
clusterfuck of ideas and pretensions that make
it one of the truly tedious experiences I’ve had
in a while..."

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (DVD) -
"Wasn’t
really
too bad of a film, we just grew up without the
tales
now catered to children..."

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Mama's Boy (DVD)
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"It's
trying to make a statement,
but whatever it is, I still have no idea..."

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