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“Death Warrant,”
“Undisputed,” and “Enter the Dragon.” If you’ve seen those films then
there’s a good chance you won’t need to see the oddly titled “Ring of
Death” which is a simultaneous nod and derivation of the aforementioned
with none of the charm of either of them. “Ring of Death” is a movie
with every such potential to be a fun guy’s action film, and fails to be
nothing more than a sub-par television movie with the illusion of edge
embedded into its rather predictable story. The writers never really
provide us with the slightest bit of originality, opting instead to rely
on our familiarity with the action genre. There’s the illegal prison
fights used for sport, the crooked warden hosting these battles, the
interplay between the host of prison characters who provide their
purposes and never expand beyond it, and the hackneyed plot involving
Burke Wyatt who is an ex cop and figures getting in jail to bust this
crime ring will ensure him a slot on the force when he does his time.
Explain that logic to me. Just the same “Ring of Death” presents the
heavily homoerotic setting and dialogue that is always heavy with hints
of undertones involving male on male sexuality and relations.
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Meanwhile,
all efforts to keep the prison dialogue to a PG-13 minimum
fail as clunkers are delivered more often than not with
Messner really failing to convince us that he’s any type of
action hero. While he’s not the worst I’ve ever seen, I
simply didn’t enjoy what he had to offer as a fighter,
convict, and officer. Any and all attempts to build a
sub-plot and reason for Wyatt to get out of jail are also
underwhelming, as Charlotte Ross is wasted as the emotional
bait trying to convince his son that he’ll be fine in
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Ross serves no
purpose beyond appearing occasionally to have a heart to heart with
Wyatt, and crawl back into her own self-contained story to tend to their
son. The performances leave much to be desired as the director cuts
frantically through fights and choreography so dizzying, it’s impossible
to make out what’s happening before our eyes. There’s the jagged
editing, the quick cuts back and forth between warden and competitors,
and the often erratic reactions from the villains. I mean, I knew they
were enjoying the vicious violence, but I couldn’t understand why,
because the fights are all so ordinary and bland to watch. The worst
performance though is by Stacy who is crooked warden Carl Golan who
doubles as a proper Englishman with a history of boxing. We’re told this
constantly if for no other reason than to show a bit of unwarranted
sympathy his way, while Keach lays it on thick to where it’s painfully
over the top. The ultimate pay off really isn’t anything that warrants a
cheer, as “Ring of Death” opts to be as routine and predictable as
pretty much every prison movie this side of the WWE.
Formula, routine,
familiar, and dull, “Ring of Death” may please the action buffs who like
their genre offerings to be recognizable enough to predict what’s around
the corner. While not the worst movie ever made, it’s surely not a stand
out, either.
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