Everything else.

This is a film full of shorts. Called Shorts for Cats. None of which have cats in them. What the hell is that about? Now, I'm a cat person, so I was gearing up, cat in lap, for something we could both enjoy, but there wasn't much of anything either of us could enjoy. As I mentioned, the first film Duel had alright production values, but then a swordfight started and was way too slow and over-choreographed as if to be a showcase for someone's physical prowess and ability to roll. Not only that, but the groan-inducing "reveal" that anyone with half a brain could see coming a mile away just made it ridiculous. No Menus Please suffered from overacting from everyone that spoke (as the two main menu guys barely spoke a word if any) and the production seemed slightly poor at times, such as the fighting between the two men and the super-annoying woman with the Whitesnake shirt. I wanted to jam one of the menus down her throat just so I never had to hear her again.

The Big Break? Again, terrible acting. The main guy and girl are trying to break into Hollywood. He has a high screechy Screech-like voice and a Hank Azaria look to him with a very strange accent, but I was just completely bored by it. Same with the Fight which looked like something you would find a clip of during America's Funniest Videos.

Little Wings? Ever heard the expression never cry over spilled milk? Someone should have told the abusive dad that in this film because it would have saved him an attack from killer butterflies. This movie just made me laugh. It was strange and weird and really made little to no sense. I couldn't figure out if it was a joke or not but it had me laughing.

And Don't Leave Me? Again, groan-inducing big shock ending. Why didn't they work to figure out a way to create a good character without having to rely on the shock ending that you could see coming if you barely even kept your eyes on the screen?