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Holy
horror, is this finale cheesy!
And not
cheesy fun, but mostly cheesy terrible. "Spooks" has
been a series that's really not worth flipping over
as it's provided us nothing that we haven't seen
before, while the characters are just about as
interchangable and run of the mill as can be. I had
great hopes with the fourth final issue of the mini
series which would then lead into the monthly
series, but the first five pages alone had me
rolling my eyes and groaning. The stock witch and
her stock vampire cohort begin to raise the walking
dead at Arlington Cemetery, to which our characters
respond with: "Violating the graves of our own war
heroes... she's gonna pay for this atrocity!" Oh
brother, is this intended to be taken seriously, or
is it tongue in cheek corn? I can't quite decide,
really. Maybe I'm not getting the joke, or maybe
it's just that hokey. The art by
Adam Archer and Jonny
Rench is
awfully spectacular with some incredible splashes
and bright panels of beaming color that convey the
intended spirit of the book.
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This
is horror pure and simple, and these mercs are
there to fight all forms of the supernatural and
dangerous. I just wish I was enjoying this. And
when the dialogue isn't repetitive enough, the
characters feel inclined to re-iterate their
harrowing situations two or three times for us,
as if Hama and Schifrin are just padding the
pages with obligatory dialogue to prevent the
panels from being nothing but pictures. The
dialogue isn't the worst thing in the book
though, as the story is pretty much all over the
place with every element of the narrative clunky
and without much of a pace to settle down with.
I'm sure this is supposed to be intentional
since the big war has been hyped for three
issues, but when there are splashes on splashes
of war on the page, it's sadly underwhelming.
Hama and Schifrin do take some neat twists here
and there bringing all the monsters out of the
wood work and even enlisting the help of the
Lincoln statue to battle an ancient gorgon. But
the landslide continues with the brutally
irritating climax involving the American soldier
zombies, and the villainess who can't stop being
a cliche, screaming "Pathetic humans!" like a
bodily function. "Spooks" had every such
opportunity to be a fun mini-series, and it
really hasn't been, save for a few nuggets here
and there. Pair that with the painfully
predictable "surprise" ending, and you pretty
much have a lead-in to "Spooks: Omega Team" a
monthly series I am really not looking forward
to, I have to admit. "Pity you didn't
anticipate my stake proof armor!" Oh
brother.
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