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For what it's worth Lauren Montgomery really does manage to compose some
magnificent fight sequences, one of which involve Big Barda and Wonder
Woman on Apokalips fighting his female warriors. While the finale is
meant to be nothing more than a throwdown between strong women, it's
definitely a nice touch to a lackluster film that is often exciting and
memorable to watch, especially with the sleek animation style. Summer
Glau is always good, and as Supergirl she provides her trademark meek
voice that's undermined by a strong sense of independence and wonder
that keeps her as a strong portrayer of the Supergirl character. Daly
and Conroy are fantastic as Superman and Batman, striving in the roles
they managed to perfect all of those years, and Andre Braugher is
entertaining as Darkseid. Andrea Romano is not known for choosing poorly
when it comes to the character for DC features, and she shines yet
again.
I really
truly wanted to love "Superman/ Batman: Apocalypse" in the end, mainly
because I really enjoyed the first film when it was released and through
it to be a great superhero thriller. This sequel is mainly aimed for the
girls in the audience and that is made apparent by the fact that
Supergirl is the primary character, she is deemed to be more powerful
than Superman (that idea truly angers me), and Superman and Batman
mainly just play bickering parents who either fawn over Supergirl and
try to figure out what to do with her. Batman thinks she can be a
horrible weapon and that she must be kept under control, Superman thinks
she deserves to be given the benefit of the doubt and can be used for
good, Batman doesn't want her to have a cell phone since she didn't do
her homework, Superman wants her to have one since she did her chores.
Okay, those last two sentences were false, but that's mainly what it
feels like whenever Superman and Batman are bickering over Supergirl,
the gorgeous and often innocent young stalwart from Krypton who is
mainly deemed as the new era of deity for Earth's safety. Superman and
Batman are just supporting characters this time around, tasked with
imparting wisdom on young Kara who takes to Earth life instantly.
Superman teaches her about junk food, Superman teaches her about
fashion, Superman shops with her!
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Meanwhile, I'm sitting down wondering when we'll
get a story that isn't revolving around pandering to the
youth and emasculating Superman for the sake of allowing Supergirl a spotlight. As if that isn't enough, Darkseid is
looking for a new army of female warriors to help in his
dominance and he hasn't found that right leader. Conveniently Supergirl
landed on Earth, and he wants her! But then Wonder Woman
comes along thanks to the request of Batman who is brought
on board to capture Kara and teach her the ways of the
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But she's a Kryptonian. What do
these exercises involving swords and armor have use for with a person
who can shake the Earth with her finger nails? Nothing, but it gives an
excuse for Kara for become a warrior to take on Darkseid and his female
warrior army as Wonder Woman acts as a mother figure constantly
bickering with Superdad and Mean Uncle Batman. Kara is of course a
Skywalker like figure who has great power but still isn't sure how to
use it, all the while Darkseid and his female cronies have come in to
our world to capture the young super heroine and use her for his
misdeeds. The balance of the characters is often uneven and sloppy to
where Superman's wisdom is depicted as naiveté with a sense of
child-like ignorance even when he's scolding Krypto who barks at Kara's
presence, while Batman's own caution is annoying and rather irritating,
serving a purpose to merely question Kara' super heroism we know she'll
more than likely prove in the finale in Darkseid's world. And as always Superman
is scaled down in powers to offer a chance for Batman and Supergirl to
shine, while Wonder Woman doesn't do much except for wax poetic to Kara
and guide her in to her personal quest we're supposed to empathize with
under eighty minutes but can never manage to, no matter how hard they
try to bring us in to these characters shoes.
Kara, as always, is
utterly uninteresting a character, a pale representation of merely
balancing the scales of women's lib offering a female equivalent to
Superman for the sake of pandering to the female audience and doing
nothing to convince us that she is even the slightest bit interesting or
complex. We're
even asked to buy that she can rig and hijack Batman's Bat boat in the
opening sense which make zero sense when in the context of the story.
Her characterization is rushed and clunky with the writers tasked with
introducing her, establishing, testing her, putting her in jeopardy and
establishing her as a hero all within the window of eighty minute. Not
even Summer Glau's passionate performance can save what is an absolutely
vapid and boring character. "Apocalypse" really wants to be an epic but
it's impossible to establish so many characters in such a small time
frame and it shows in spades with what is a considerably clunky and
tedious little sequel. And the finale that sets down in Smallville is
probably one of the most absurd and clunkiest closers I've ever seen in
an animated movie. So Darkseid boomed down and waited in Clark's house
until he and Kara got to the door? Was he reading magazines and watching
TV until they arrived and just stood there preparing his monologue?
Yeah, thanks, DC.
I wanted to love
"Apocalypse" as I've loved most of DC Comics animated features, but the
entire film is nothing more than a series of action scenes used to
undermine the male fan base and title characters Batman and Superman to
shove the vapid Supergirl down our throats and convince us she is this
interesting almost messianic character all at the cost of solid writing,
entertainment value, and the dripping mythology DC animated features
usually possess.
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