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Like many of you who grew up during the eighties, the Ninja Turtles was
a big part of my life. It was a fun, kick ass animated series that took
the plots as seriously as can be while also squeezing in some hilarity
in the process. Michaelangelo is the primary source for the comic relief
and thankfully in everything I've ever seen from the heroes in a half
shell, there's never been an instance where one character was annoying or grating. Now comes the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles box set from Warner that not only includes every Ninja Turtle
movie ever made, but also arrives with a choice few special prizes the youngens will enjoy. The entire set comes in a fancy DVD case with a
cover that resembles a man hole. When opened we get a basic booklet that
features separate discs and sadly a bunch of black DVD holders that
serve no purpose. Thankfully that one faulty aesthetic is more than made
up for when you take in to consideration what you're getting here.
Ranging from anywhere between twenty five to thirty five dollars we're
given temporary tattoos of all of the ninja turtles and a pack of
special masks your children can wear to play as the turtles.
As for the movies
themselves, they're all in great condition and thankfully never resort
to flip discs. They're all their own separate presence and you can look
through the timeline of the movies with sheer unabashed excitement.
First up is Steve Barron's adaptation of the animated series with a tone
that keeps the movie slightly comedic but presents much more focus on
the drama and tragic interplay between the turtles. 1990's "Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles" is still a lot of fun and one of the better
comic book adaptations I've seen filled with one on
one fist fights and the turtles doing what they do best: Kick some foot
solder ass! And did I mention Casey Jones was in it? Barron keeps the
story going with a sense of urgency that involves the kidnapping of
master Splinter and the turtles attempts to find strength without their
teacher and mentor leading them. It's a movie that holds up well even to
this day and it's a definite recommendation for the kids.
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1991's "The Secret of
the Ooze" is that sequel that just
didn't work. Aside from casting a new April O'Neil in the
primary part of the adventure we also get new voices for the
turtles who act and look very unusual from the start of the
film. Though not a complete bomb "The Secret of the Ooze"
earned its cult status for including the once popular
Vanilla Ice singing the Ninja rap while the turtles kick ass
in a night club and do some dancing of their own.
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And who can forget Mega Shredder?
Nonetheless "The Secret of the Ooze" is a rather anemic experience
with villains that fail to be as intimidating as they were in the
first film, and the writers insistence on turning the film
predominantly comedic with strings of segments that almost never
manage to help crack a smile. People more familiar with the 1990
film may not enjoy the surreal special effect and central plot, but
I gather the kids won't care too much.
I've only seen its four
times since its release but 1993's "Turtles in Time" is
definitely the worst of the bunch. Thanks to a mysterious scepter, the
turtles are transported back in time in 17th century Japan. The primary
problem behind the premise and the film itself is that is blatantly rips
its own storyline from the likes of Seven Samurai where their accidental
time warp turns them in to heroes forced to defend a village from
outside villains. To add insult to the sheer boredom that arises, Elias
Koteas appears as an ancient version of Casey Jones for reasons I'm
still not sure about. All I can remember from this sequel is that even
as a child I really didn't like it at all and almost sixteen years later
it's still a stinker.

2007's TMNT
is a movie that received plenty of bad buzz from critics and fans alike.
As for me I found it to be a very entertaining revival of the series
with great animation and wonderful voice work. Sadly it's an underrated
movie that is set to be pushed aside for the upcoming franchise reboot,
and that's a shame. We were given all the beloved characters, Shredder
and foot soldiers and still fans weren't happy. That bit of bad taste
aside, I enjoyed TMNT a great deal and loved how the relationship
between Leonardo and Raphael was further emphasized. When it's said and
done "TMNT" definitely isn't perfect, but it works as a great time
killer with wicked fight scenes. I definitely suggest checking it out.
I'm still trying to
figure out why Warner packaged this set as the 25th Anniversary set
when none of the movies in the sets are barely even close to being
25 years old. The 1990 TMNT film is almost twenty years old, so its
suspect that they'd want to advertise this as something it's not.
The reason for adding the 25th on the set is flat out lying. I just
expected more honesty.
While Warner fibs about this being the 25th Anniversary celebration, it
doesn't take away the fact that this is one great box set with prizes
for the kids and the complete collection of Ninja Turtles films that you
can enjoy for hours. I love trips back to my childhood.
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