|
So amped up Magneto tilts the world's access (I
assume) causing mass tidal waves (see Authority
19) that might just end up killing a bunch of
people, like Dazzler, Angel, Nightcrawler, and
Beast. Oh yeah, and Sue Storm uses all her power
and strength to push the tidal wave back,
possibly killing her. Reed goes after Namor,
even though Johnny and Dr. Storm might also be
dead, Latveria freezes over, Spider-Man runs to
try and do something, the Ultimates plan for
attack, and Wolverine and Cyclops drop in on
Xavier once they hear the bad news.
That's essentially all that happens. They make
it look like Reed is about to ask Sue to marry
him, even though they're both like 17. Oh, and
the issue ends with Doc Doom pissed at Mags and
Magneto on a throne with Thor's Mjolnir in front
of him.
That's it. That's the issue. No real follow-up
from Ultimate Origins. Minor follow-up from
Ultimates 3. Just another craptastic comic from
the mind of Jeph Loeb. I seriously don't
understand why he gets to write anything. The
issue has no substance. Ooh, you might kill a
bunch of people, and why? Magneto's anger makes
no sense being directed at the rest of the
world, unless he somehow learned what the
readers learned, that mutants were created by
humans. But even then, we have no reason to
believe that he learned that as he's just acting
like a massive douche who's son and daughter
just died, his son and daughter he didn't
particularly like anyway.
So whatever. Finch's artwork, as always, is
stellar. I can't wait to see what he does next.
But Loeb has lost it. His touch has been gone
since Dark Victory. It's like he doesn't know
how to craft a good comic story that doesn't
have to be all about bullshit. I mean, why are
Spidey and Kitty flirting? Has he not read any
of Bendis' run and know that they aren't still
together? Would he even care to read them? Will
we see Rick Jones as the herald in this story,
or is he just another forgotten part of Ultimate
Origins.
Whatever. This book sucked. Worst of the week.
I'm gonna start incorporating that. The books
that deserve absolutely no credit for being
good. If the next issue is this stupid, it looks
like I'll be buying it for Finch's art alone.
|