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You
could hear a pin drop after reading this dumb
comic. Seriously. It's madness to think that
this passes as an ongoing comic from the
publishing titan Marvel Comics. Especially in
the sight of much better comics that deserve to
get the shelf space of crap like this (there are
too many to list here).
So
anyways, this issue finally kicks things into
high gear. The 'Brotherhood' finds out, after 4
issues, it was just a nasty misunderstanding
caused by Donald Pierce in the guise of Cyclops,
making these idiots believe that they were X-Men
and that Cyclops believed killing former
students was the best method.
Dust gets broken and put back together after a
lengthy explanation by Magma that if glass is
melted at a high enough temperature it turns
into sand, and the entire issue goes downhill
fast. Seriously Gugg, did the reader need that
explanation? Are the readers of this book that
stupid?
If you plan on shilling out 3 dollars a month
past this storyarc, you are. Here's everything
that happens, they have a misunderstanding and
fight, they learn about the misunderstanding
thanks to the cool head of Magma (who was the
hottest of hot heads and completely unstable ALL
the time) and they split up to find the culprit.
But do we ever learn anything about the
characters?
Nope. Graymalkin joins the team very quickly and
they accept his help and run around in caves
after liberating Moonstar and Blindfold and then
Donald Pierce attacks. Of course he attacks the
young, untrained X-Men, and one of them dies.
Wolfcub gets cut, and when the team wants to
kill Pierce for what he did, he tells them
that's not what X-Men would do.
That's all well and good, except a few things
come to mind: they aren't X-Men, Pierce is a
cyborg so killing him would be completely
ridiculous anyways, they're not X-men, and they
accepted a moron with the ability to get tattoos
and a completely never before seen character
onto their team without figuring out who they
were beforehand.
STUPID.
Guggenheim wastes the talents of Paquette on
this book, who should move onto bigger and
better things. Rockslide deserves better. And
the X-fans promised new and different things
after Messiah CompleX deserve better. We don't
need another book where there is a
misunderstanding, a fight, and then someone dies
who no one really gives two shits about anyways.
We deserve better.
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