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Mort: The only thing that matters is the ending.
It's the most important part of the story. And this one, is very good.
This one is perfect.
It's pretty much a given that in this day and age, any movie Johnny Depp
is in no matter how bad it is, will inevitably be stolen by his
performances and he pulls it off here yet again. "Secret Window" is a
story based on real events that's happened to King many times before,
thought not as far-fetched as it is here; and here it manages to take
shape in a story of psychological damage and horror.
Depp steals the movie with a good performance that is a variety of creepy,
eccentricity, and shocking versatility as Mort Rainey this obviously
troubled man seeking to adjust his own mind through his writing.
I loved the very surreal sets of homages to artist Rene Magritte,
through some surreal and excellent imagery and camera play, as Mort
slowly loses his mind, and the director uses as signals to the surprise
ending that I loved. The disturbing climax with Depp shows King's
cleverness and his ability to still present us with closers that are
both clever and intriguing, and the
final moments which were not only spooky and
surreal but also satisfying.
The surprise twist in the end concerning our character Mort isn't really
surprising when you come to think of it in the end. It's unexpected,
that's for sure, but it's also very expected, an expected twist to a
story that isn't even that interesting. You'll most likely assume to
your partner what the ending is at the first thirty minutes of the
movie, and then in the end you'll be right. What a shame. You'll more
than likely find this derivative as I did with the laughable ending
which was such a horrible mimic of "The Shining" I literally started
laughing, as well as the story which was basically a take off from "The
Dark Half". One question came to mind when the climax of "Secret Window"
finally approached. Is Stephen King starting to repeat himself?
I was honestly stunned and a bit
amused when the ending finally came, because it was so derivative of
past King stories. Looks like it, because this seems to follow the exact
same story arc of "The Shining". Talented author wounded by past trauma
may or may not be going nuts, is experiencing marital woes with under
lying themes of abuse, and in the end it all comes crashing down. This
also unfortunately follows all the usual clichés of a horror film; the
car that won't start when you need it to, the slamming doors, dead
animals, inept police force that doesn't catch on to the actual plot up
until the right time. The story is hardly worthy of anything called
suspense because there's nothing really suspenseful during the events
happening to Mort. Not a single thing made me flinch nor did it invoke
anything called tension. John Turturro is not a really believable
villain, Charles S. Dutton is basically wasted as are Maria Bello, and
Timothy Hutton who are supposed to have pivotal roles in the movie
though they don't really serve any purpose.
A lot of the story is basically
rambling with things that happen that basically have no point to it.
What is the point of all of the events happening during this movie?
Everything going on in this movie wreaks of self-congratulatory
pointless dribble. What's the point of the dream sequences or the scene
with the waterfall and Mort on the couch? Nonetheless, I never found
what the point was of a lot of the scenes here to make much sense and
the ultimate delivery is shorthanded and disappointing in the long run
with a story that didn't make a lot of sense from the beginning. We
always get the sense that the events here seem to be leading to
something big, but when they do, it doesn't lead to much other than a
basic surprise ending.
Johnny Depp is the saving grace of the film with a basically disturbing
and utterly multi-faceted performance from a good character. While the
film does have it's story flaws with senseless events, clichés galore,
and wasted performances, all the while it's a creepy little King tale
that won't change film history, but it will manage to entertain you for
a while.

- Also known as
"Secret Window, Secret Garden".
- Johnny Depp's
line, "This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful
wife. Anymore.", is taken from the Talking Heads' song "Once in a
Lifetime".
- The story is
very loosely based on real events in Stephen King's life where he's
been confronted by people before who claim he's stolen their ideas
for stories. It's a common incident among people like Steven
Spielberg, King, and many other authors and filmmakers. It's never
happened to me, unfortunately, but I'm putting up hope.
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