Cinema Crazed

2005

Rated: X

Genre: Porn

Directed By: Jesus Franco

Running Time: 1:35

Review by: Neal Bailey

Review Date: 11/29/06

Special Features:
Bonus Jess Franco feature Dr. Wong's Virtual Hell from 1999
Still galleries for both films

SNAKEWOMAN

This movie has a lot of make out sessions with chicks, and some lesbian action.

It’s played to be erotic, it’s played to have a story, it’s played as if the women involved are impossibly attractive, and it’s none of these things. It’s quite obviously a lesbian movie for guys by a guy. Most of the lesbian stuff I’ve sat through by women for lesbians don’t have quite so much focus on the caressing. There are exceptions, yeah, but often it’s very visual. This film has a lot of steady-cam shots that don’t really involve too much creativity.

The audio is horrible. You can actually hear them smacking lips when they’re not even kissing.

It plays slow, unlike porn. As it tries to have a story, it keeps going back to what I’m sure they considered dynamic visuals, like a priest pounding a bible trying to send the evil sex snake woman away. But you’re watching and you’re supposed to not want it to go away, and you’re rooting for the damned priest.

There’s also the scene where the snake woman bites off a woman’s clit, and in the end bites off a guy’s dick. I mean, what more do you need in eros than some crazy chick biting off what makes you happy?

Lame.

How this guy Franco can get two chicks to make out in front of him is beyond me.

For more information on Jesus Franco films, visit the official Snakewoman website.

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