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2003 |
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Rated: R for
strong language, and graphic violence. |
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Genre: Thriller Horror |
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Directed By: Louis Morneau |
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Running Time: |
| Review
by: Felix Vasquez Jr. |
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Review Date: 1/25/04 |
| DVD Features:
None. |
| If you like this,
try: The Hitcher, Joy Ride, Road Rage, Breakdown, Duel, Kalifornia,
Cape Fear, Extremities |
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THE HITCHER II:
I'VE BEEN WAITING |
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Jake Busey who stars as the resident psycho of the film manages to become unintentionally hilarious when he is stalking Wuhrer's character and when he imitates his victims by putting on their clothes, which is never explained but sort of interesting regardless.
Out of
all the films out there "The Hitcher" wouldn't be my first choice for a sequel,
as a matter of fact, there's not really a need for sequels these days, yet
Hollywood continues to pull them out despite big budget or small budget as is
revealed in this inferior straight to video sequel to the eerie chiller from
1986.
The original which was
more of a cautionary tale that lingered rather than a horror film starred the
effective and always creepy Rutger Hauer and the screechy C. Thomas Howell. "The
Hitcher" taught me two things: Never pick up a hitchhiker, and never ever
pick up Rutger Hauer. It's
hard to set up a story for a sequel that wasn't really necessary; we have B
queen Kari Wuhrer as Howell's girlfriend Maggie, Howell's character Jim is now grown-up
and sports a bad five 'o clock shadow and a scratchy deep voice to better
accentuate his manly persona, Kari Wuhrer plays the inept girlfriend to Howell's
Jim whom is never truly informed on Jim's horrible past, but urges him to seek
professional help... why would she suggest he get personal help when she doesn't
know what happened to him?
To make the situation
worse, Jim is convinced by a sheriff to visit the highway where the incident
happened or something along those lines, and he takes his girlfriend Maggie whom never really asks why they're
there, nor does he explain to her which sets up the movie. They go out on a
dusky sand storm infested road and stumble upon to an abandoned trailer without
the car, Maggie instantly wants to stop (she obviously has never seen a horror
movie before) and then they stumble upon Jack, a hitchhiker who crashes his
motorcycle despite the fact we never hear a crash, he has no bruises or scrapes,
and is really quick to ride into the storm and get off the bike just in time for
the two to meet him at the road.
I've never had a problem
with Jake Busey despite the fact that he's starred in endless horrible films
like "Tom Cats", and he's charismatic in his way, but a good match for Rutger
Hauer? Hardly. Rutger Hauer defines being a super-villain in much of his work
like his most recent stint on "Smallville" and in "Blade Runner". Hauer
was "The Hitcher" because he displayed a magnetic yet enigmatic
personality, he and Howell had a lot of tension together from the first scene of
"The Hitcher" to the scene where Howell spots him in a car with a family and
begins screaming that he's a murderer.
Hauer's character ruined
the character Jim's life and became one of the most horrifying movie villains in
history. However Busey comes off as likable and goofy rather than threatening
and he never gives the audience a reason to fear him until the middle of the
film when we've already lost patience. We never learn what makes him tick and in
the process we get a giant question mark plastered on the screen. Why is it
hinted that he had a connection with the Rutger Hauer character from the first
film and then never touched upon again? Why is it hinted that the Busey
character is the same psycho character from the first? What is C. Thomas Howell doing in this
film? Can anyone tell me that?
The film does take an
interesting turn with the character Jim by killing him off halfway through the
film, but we're not really all that
interested anymore regarding the film, and the story continues without Howell
focusing on characters we've never seen before and Wuhrer who gets into the exact same situation Howell did with plot
elements recycled from the first. Wuhrer is good and tries her very best, and
really manages to look incredible in that tight t-shirt but it's meaningless in
the end.
We never learn why the character Jack is a psychopath, we never learn
why he wears his victims clothing, we never learn why he's always in the right
place at the right time, and we never learn why he shoots with such aim and
precision yet the police in the film can't shoot the side of a barn, and all of
it makes way for a rather ridiculous and dull chase sequence involving Wuhrer in
an airplane and Busey in a truck, and a crater-sized plot hole involving Wuhrer
imitating the truck death experienced in the first film. She explains that
Jim told her what the psycho did to her and she plans to do the same. This was
immediately upsetting because we never see Jim explain the incident to Maggie
and she never really know what happened to Jim in the first film. But I'd like to learn why anyone would
bother making a lame sequel to a film that didn't need one in the first place.
This is just unnecessary, pointless, tedious,
recycled, and really annoying; if you want a boost of the ol' adrenaline watch
the original which will, without a doubt, click more.

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