We're not all film philosophy, and film reviews, some times we just like to cut loose with a good list.

Of course, this is all debatable. You could debate with a normal sci-fi geek who is their favorite science fiction heroines, and villains are and you'd set yourself up for a three hour conversation, unable to leave, much like Freakazoid! and the fan boy spouting useless trivia to him and following him around. I'm not a science fiction geek. I don't speak for our contributors, but I don't care too much for the genre.

Sure, I dabble in it, but I don't attend conventions. Regardless, I felt compelled to create a compilation of our five favorite Science Fiction bad-asses. This took us a while to make, because with only five choices, there were many to choose from and we left out many potential choices that will offend many readers. Here were the guidelines:

  • The list comprises characters strictly from science fiction... mostly.
  • The five would be split in to male and female categories.
  • Then decided featuring heroes, villains, and anything else from movies, television, comics, video games, etc.
  • We've automatically ruled out any and every character from Superman, seeing as how we're Superman fans. If we had it our way, on the top 5 would be Superman, Lex, Zod, or Brainiac.
  • We included characters from science fiction that we loved, not characters that were historic, so we left out some notables like Gort, and Maria.

So, take a gander, and if you have your own top 5, which I'm sure you will, let us know at our Answer Back! forums.

My honorable mentions: Nada, Trinity, Mad Max, Chewbacca, Predator Warrior, Aliens, Darth Maul, Snake Plisken, Boba Fett, Agent Scully, and Guyver.
 

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5. SELENA
(28 Days Later...)
 
Sure, you can make the case that this was horror, but it was strictly more science fiction. While Romero's Dead films were horror involving the undead walking to feed on the living, Danny Boyle who took much of his film from "Day of the Triffids", and the Dead films created these monsters, whom were not zombies, but basically infected monsters with rage whom were created by the accidental release of a lab monkey from a top secret government laboratory who infected its
saviors intent on rescuing it. Thus, the infection spread to them, and before the lab could shut down, the world was over. Some can also make the case that Murphy's Jim was a more prominent character in the film, but when you dissect it, the one who saved Jim from potential death was in fact Selena and her partner, who experiences an untimely death twenty minutes in to the film. Selena was not a hero, yet she was most definitely a hero.

Much like Ripley, and Sarah Connor, she was just a normal person who found the will to survive in the most dire situations, beating the odds, and fighting a powerful enemy, and she was stronger for that. Armed with a machete which she held like a life line, and medication which she produced herself being a chemist before the infection spread, Selena was a character who evolved from a cold, emotionless warrior, to a kind mother figure, to a love interest, and back down to a survivor not willing to give up the fight to survive. Naomie Harris gives one of the best performances of the movie as the bitter, and gritty Selena, a character whose origin is never explained, but by her appearance we know something bad happened to her, a character who really did come out in the end fighting all the way.

 

5. DARTH VADER
(Star Wars episode 4-6)
 
Before the "N-O-O-O!", before Hayden Christensen's whiny portrayal, before Lucas' gross miscasting, before Jake Lloyd, before Ani, Darth Vader was the best villain in pop culture ever. Arguably, sure. But to many he was surely a dark, mystifying, and intriguing menace to the rebellion and the galaxy, and battled fiercely with his son attempting to sway him to the dark side of the force while fighting him and testing his skills. Who can forget his entrance in to the first film with hands at his side? Breathing through his mask and demanding the attention of all that entered his path? And who can forget his hint of power force strangling one of his defiant consultants with the twitch of only three fingers pronouncing "I find your lack of faith disturbing"?

Sure, Lucas attempted to make Emperor Palpatine in to the scarier villain, but Darth really did steal the spotlight as first the villain, second the seducer, and third the manipulative father who sacrificed his life for his son, the killing machine who revealed a sense of humanity during his final moments of life. With the combined efforts of David Prowse's mass physique, and the loud booming voice of James Earl Jones, Darth Vader was a man who threatened with words and his imposing presence and then let you see for yourself what level of power he possessed. Darth Vader hasn't lost his power and niche with the Star Wars fans, even after Lucas arguably butchered his origin story, and he's still one of the best characters from the "Star Wars" films to this day.

 

4. MYSTIQUE
(X-men, X2, X3, X-men Comics)
 
I was going to include a picture of the comic book Mystique, but since most mainstream audiences aren't really aware of the character in that form, I thought I'd include the film version of her. In any form, Mystique has always been one of the most dangerous characters in comic books. The sexy, sultry, and mysterious villain who can also change in to any form and disguise herself corrupting even the most secure facilities. Mother of Nightcrawler, and Rogue, she's still an enigma to this day. She was depicted about as well as any of the other villains in the "X-Men" film as the mostly silent henchman and bodyguard of Magneto, as she was in the comics. Rebecca Romjin in her utter gorgeous physique, and some  gorgeous make up, added a new life and dimension to the character that was ultimately accurate to her printed doppleganger.

Romjin with her soulless growl of a voice, and husky rasp gave Mystique both the menace of a surefire killer and the allure of a fan boy's wet dream. Plus, she can turn in to any woman in the world, so she's perfect. In the comics, though, her presence is much more defined as this multi-faceted villainess who gives the X-men and basically anyone she comes across a hell of a lot of trouble, especially when she's intent on getting what she wants from them.
Mystique is the most popular villain of the X-Men who has taken on a life of her own on a critically acclaimed series, and soon appearing yet again in the "last" X-men film. She's a pure sexy bad-ass bitch, and she knows better than anyone that she is. And that's why she's on the list.

 

4. T-800
(The Terminator)
 
A role originally intended for Lance Henriksen, not many films these days cast unknowns in a film that launches them in to super stardom, because only a big star would be given this role, not many films have the main character speak little to no dialogue, because only a big star would want as much dialogue as possible. There's never really been such a threatening and frightening villain as there was in "The Terminator". Though he was sadly pussy-fied and turned in to a hero in "T2" and then sentimentalized and turned in to a martyr in "T3", the original T-800, the defunct model is still one of the scariest villains I've seen in science fiction ever.

Arnold Schwarzenneger also proves he's a better actor when he's not talking much, and as the unstoppable killing machine who pursues Sarah Connor he's surprisingly creepy, and very entertaining. Whether it's his demolishing a police station with a truck, or rising from the fire in his full exo-skeleton form, "The Terminator" set a precedent for future rip-offs, and he's the original article. Though, I wasn't a fan of the last two installments, the original still holds to be the best for me, and James Cameron's excellent and timeless design for the T-800 still continues to be the trademark insignia for the Terminator franchise beyond the T-1000 and the T-X.

 

3. RIVER TAM
(Firefly, Serenity)
 
Joss Whedon knows how to write women, and he knows how to create a strong female character without resorting to clichés. After writing Fray, Akima, Buffy, Faith, Willow, Cordelia, Anya, Tara, Dawn, Fred, Harmony, Saffron, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, and River (and the upcoming "Wonder Woman"), he has much experience in it. And that's only the tip of the iceberg, folks. But, instead of littering this list with characters from "Firefly" I just chose my two favorite characters. River Tam is my favorite female character from "Firefly". It's not just that she's well written, it's that the gorgeous Summer Glau embodies this bi-polar and enigmatic stalwart of the crew of Serenity. Discovered after her brother Simon shipped her aboard without the crew's knowledge, the crew agreed to take her on and help her only if Simon kept her in check.

Over the course of the series, and the film, River unfolded and revealed traits of vulnerability: whimpering at any moment, genius: deciphering the bible, anger: tearing up a room, violence: taking down an entire bar of patrons single-handedly, sadness: with the notion she ruined her brother's life, somberness: at intruders keeping them on the ship while Mal risked his life, playfulness: when playing games with Kaylee, loyalty: at taking on the reavers and letting the crew go, betrayal: when turning on Mal and Jayne in the bar and attacking Jayne in one episode, and utter innocence that Glau aced with skill. River is arguably the best of the female bunch, not in short supply on "Firefly", and Glau gives a hell of a performance in the "Serenity" film finishing the character of River as only Whedon and Glau could. Glau's utter beauty, and Whedon's ace writing make River my favorite female character of the series.

 

3. AGENT SMITH
(The Matrix Series)
 
Sure, some of you would have chosen Neo, or Morpheus, but for me, Agent Smith was it. Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith was without a doubt the best character of "The Matrix" series and the most developed one at that. While Neo and the others were being dragged down in mystical, science fiction, religious, quasi-philosophical crap involving trains, x-ray vision, and flying, Agent Smith was real. He was crude, he was a brute, and he knew how to get to the others without their knowledge. How did even Neo, a supposed powerful martyr not sense the traitor in his ranks? Where did Neo get his semi-x-ray vision from? Who gives a crap, Agent Smith was bad-ass. Most acting is done with the eyes, but Weaving didn't need it because he had his sunglasses, and he made every element of his simple character design unique.

A program that took on a life of its own, created his own world where he ruled, and took on Neo once and for all. All by himself. Hugo Weaving had an incomparable menace and charm about him that made him the villain you love to hate. And the surprise twist on who he really was made him a wonderful antithesis to the boring Neo. Yeah, I said it. Boring. Smith was about the only really good  character in the last two Matrix films, like a "Reservoir Dog 2.0". Isn't it ironic a villain in a suit creates his own world that looks like a digital Wall Street? He instead ended up being the bad program to Neo's good program, which inevitably made him a better alternative, and was intent on ruling over the matrix. I think. Those Wachowski Brothers confuse me to no end.

 

2. SARAH CONNOR
(Terminator, T2)
 
Yet again, another female character who evolved over time. The best heroes of any facet be it television, comic books, literature, or film, evolve from one form to another, the best heroes and villains evolve and grow and change and that's what makes them appealing. Though, the character of Sarah Connor was written out of the last part of the series since she didn't participate, the films just didn't feel the same without Connor's sacrificial lamb tangling with the Cyborg assassins and heading for the prophesized grand war to come. The series became more about the cyborg's and less
about her journey to keep her son safe, not to mention her inevitable role in the big war. Linda Hamilton however gave a truly unique performance as Connor, and was never--nor could she ever be--replaced as the pivotal character of the franchise.

Connor emerged as a helpless victim being helped by her adult son who emerged from the future to help keep her alive from the hands of the Terminator. Through the first installment, she was a woman who ran and hid, and then eventually fought back, and then in "T2", she was this psychotic, confused woman who'd lost touch with her humanity, and her purpose, convinced by society that there was no killer robot, and that she was just a normal nut job. But once she saw the T-800, her son, and the quickly approaching T-1000, her role in the oncoming war was set in stone. Connor then re-emerged now as a warrior intent on saving her son's life and fought off the advanced model with everything she had, and succeeded. She's one of the best Sci-fi heroines. A heroine of circumstance.

 

2. OBI-WAN KENOBI
(Star Wars)
 

Old man, or young Jedi Knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi is my favorite character from "Star Wars". Both actors whom portrayed the character added depth and emotion to the character while making him their own at the same time. Obi-Wan is one of the few characters to appear in all the films, and come out unscathed. There is no other character in the "Star Wars" universe as layered, and three dimensional as Obi-Wan Kenobi. In the first "Star Wars" he was a wise old recluse who lived in the desert and taught Luke Skywalker about the Jedi, the light saber, the mystery of his father's past, and sacrificed himself to set the course for the prophecy. In "The Phantom Menace" he was a gallant young padawan learning about the Jedi and the upcoming battle, while watching his master and best friend die at the hands of a Sith warrior, and even accidentally dabbling in the dark side.

In "Attack of the Clones" he was a Jedi rushed in to knight hood and forced to take on the responsibility of keeping a reckless padawan in line with no success, and in "Revenge of the Sith" he was a Jedi master who was watching his best friend descend in to the dark side, and his princess experience the trauma of watching helplessly, and then was forced to fight and kill the chosen one. McGregor added valiance, and exuberance to Obi-Wan, while the great Alec Guiness added distinction, and wisdom to his original Obi-Wan character, and when combined they create the best character in the "Star Wars" films. And the last battle between he and Anakin is still one of the best one-on-one I've ever seen fights in a "Star Wars" film.

 

1. ELLEN RIPLEY
(The Alien Series)
 
Gah, the feminists were right, there really aren't that many female characters in pop culture. Well, to put it clearer, there aren't many female characters in science fiction, so I spent a lot of time looking for female heroes. And not being a "Star Trek", "Battlestar Galactica", or anime fan, the line was stretched slightly. This number one title was a basic no-brainer. Ellen Ripley is the quintessential science fiction hero of them all evolving from a mere victim fighting for her life as a woman watching her ship mates die slowly in "Alien" to a cautious, wise, spunky and tough as shit heroine in "Aliens", Weaver took the role by the balls and made it come alive.

Originally written for a man, Ripley became one of the best female heroines in Science Fiction cinema, and Weaver gave many great performances as this character. To see the mere damsel in distress in the first film become this utterly heroic and sacrificial hero in "Aliens" warning the soldiers, saving that little brat, and teaming with Corporal Hicks to fight off the alien horde, and then coming to the rescue for that little girl with a giant robot taking on the queen of the aliens and beating her to a pulp. Ripley is one of the best science fiction characters ever made, that was made on a mere whim. Who knew the main character would become just as popular as the creatures themselves? Weaver's strength in acting, and the slight changes in character for both "Alien" and "Aliens" made Ripley one of the more memorable science fiction heroes.

 

1. MAL
(Firefly, Serenity)
 
He's a big damn hero. He's an anti-hero. He's a ruttin' criminal. A Gorram commander for the Serenity crew. He's protective of everyone, yet not afraid to turn the gun on them should they attempt to betray him. He shoots without thinking, because he's so good he doesn't have to, yet he's always planning something, and always comes out fighting. Mal is in fact the heir apparent to Han Solo. Mal as in Malcontent, is anything but, he's a true hero who wants nothing more than to be left alone by the government, make money, and fly with his crew in the open space, and his loyal crew of gunmen and mechanics. Nathan Fillion truly gave his career making performance as the heroic and utterly bad-ass captain Malcolm Reynolds an ex-brown coat who refuses to discuss his past, and only wants to live in the now.

With utter charisma, arrogance, and human confliction, Mal ended up becoming much more layered than Han Solo in terms of characterization which could be attributed to Joss Whedon's writing, but really what would good writing be without good acting? Fillion who basically was spotted in "Two Guys and a Girl" as the forgettable love interest, and in a very small role in "Dracula 2000" was enlisted by Whedon and really shows that he has talent, and he can make it as one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, if he plays his cards right. Mal is strong, tough as nails, and always willing to make a sacrifice for his crew. The true example of such heroism can be seen in his self-sacrifice in "War Stories" where he takes one for the team and let's his pilot Wash walk off with his wife while he takes the torture endlessly, wailing. Because Mal can take it better, and he even loses a few body parts in the process. He sacrifices himself like a leader should do, and he shows that he's not just some petty criminal. Mal is the best.

 

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