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We're not all film
philosophy, and film reviews, some times we just like to cut loose with
a good list. Of
course, this is all debatable. You could debate with a normal sci-fi
geek who is their favorite science fiction heroines, and villains are and you'd set yourself up for a three hour
conversation, unable to leave, much like Freakazoid! and the fan boy spouting useless trivia to him and following
him around. I'm not a science fiction
geek. I don't speak for our contributors, but I don't care too much for
the genre. Sure, I dabble in it, but I don't
attend conventions. Regardless, I felt compelled to create a compilation
of our five favorite Science Fiction bad-asses. This took us a while to
make, because with only five choices, there were many to choose from and
we left out many potential choices that will offend many readers. Here
were the guidelines:
- The list comprises characters strictly
from science fiction... mostly.
- The five would be split in to male and female categories.
- Then decided featuring heroes, villains, and anything else from movies,
television, comics, video games, etc.
- We've automatically ruled out any and
every character from Superman, seeing as how we're Superman fans. If we
had it our way, on the top 5 would be Superman, Lex, Zod, or Brainiac.
- We included characters from science fiction
that we loved, not characters that were historic, so we left out some
notables like Gort, and Maria.
So, take a gander, and if you have your own
top 5, which I'm sure you will, let us
know at our
Answer Back! forums.
My honorable mentions: Nada, Trinity, Mad Max,
Chewbacca, Predator Warrior, Aliens, Darth Maul,
Snake Plisken, Boba Fett, Agent Scully, and Guyver.
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5.
SELENA
(28 Days Later...)
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Sure, you can make the
case that this was horror, but it was strictly more
science fiction. While Romero's Dead films were
horror involving the undead walking to feed on the
living, Danny Boyle who took much of his film from
"Day of the Triffids", and the Dead films created
these monsters, whom were not zombies, but basically
infected monsters with rage whom were created by the
accidental release of a lab monkey from a top secret
government laboratory who infected its
saviors intent on rescuing it. Thus, the infection
spread to them, and before the lab could shut down,
the world was over. Some can also make the case that
Murphy's Jim was a more prominent character in the
film, but when you dissect it, the one who saved Jim
from potential death was in fact Selena and her
partner, who experiences an untimely death twenty
minutes in to the film. Selena was not a hero, yet
she was most definitely a hero.
Much like Ripley, and
Sarah Connor, she was just a normal person who found
the will to survive in the most dire situations,
beating the odds, and fighting a powerful enemy, and
she was stronger for that. Armed with a machete
which she held like a life line, and medication
which she produced herself being a chemist before
the infection spread, Selena was a character who
evolved from a cold, emotionless warrior, to a kind
mother figure, to a love interest, and back down to
a survivor not willing to give up the fight to
survive. Naomie Harris gives one of the best
performances of the movie as the bitter, and gritty
Selena, a character whose origin is never explained,
but by her appearance we know something bad happened
to her, a character who really did come out in the
end fighting all the way.
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5.
DARTH VADER
(Star Wars episode 4-6)
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Before the "N-O-O-O!",
before Hayden Christensen's whiny portrayal, before
Lucas' gross miscasting, before Jake Lloyd, before Ani,
Darth Vader was the best villain in pop culture ever.
Arguably, sure. But to many he was surely a dark,
mystifying, and intriguing menace to the rebellion and
the galaxy, and battled fiercely with his son attempting
to sway him to the dark side of the force while fighting
him and testing his skills. Who can forget his entrance
in to the first film with hands at his side? Breathing
through his mask and demanding the attention of all that
entered his path? And who can forget his hint of power
force strangling one of his defiant consultants with the
twitch of only three fingers pronouncing "I find your
lack of faith disturbing"?
Sure, Lucas attempted to make Emperor Palpatine in to
the scarier villain, but Darth really did steal the
spotlight as first the villain, second the seducer, and
third the manipulative father who sacrificed his life
for his son, the killing machine who revealed a sense of
humanity during his final moments of life. With the
combined efforts of David Prowse's mass physique, and
the loud booming voice of James Earl Jones, Darth Vader
was a man who threatened with words and his imposing
presence and then let you see for yourself what level of
power he possessed. Darth Vader hasn't lost his power
and niche with the Star Wars fans, even after Lucas
arguably butchered his origin story, and he's still one
of the best characters from the "Star Wars" films to
this day.
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4.
MYSTIQUE
(X-men, X2, X3, X-men Comics)
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I was going to include a
picture of the comic book Mystique, but since most
mainstream audiences aren't really aware of the
character in that form, I thought I'd include the
film version of her. In any form, Mystique has
always been one of the most dangerous characters in
comic books. The sexy, sultry, and mysterious
villain who can also change in to any form and
disguise herself corrupting even the most secure
facilities. Mother of Nightcrawler, and Rogue, she's
still an enigma to this day. She was depicted about
as well as any of the other villains in the "X-Men"
film as the mostly silent henchman and bodyguard of
Magneto, as she was in the comics. Rebecca Romjin in
her utter gorgeous physique, and some gorgeous
make up, added a new life and dimension to the
character that was ultimately accurate to her
printed doppleganger.
Romjin with her soulless
growl of a voice, and husky rasp gave Mystique both
the menace of a surefire killer and the allure of a
fan boy's wet dream. Plus, she can turn in to any
woman in the world, so she's perfect. In the comics,
though, her presence is much more defined as this
multi-faceted villainess who gives the X-men and
basically anyone she comes across a hell of a lot of
trouble, especially when she's intent on getting
what she wants from them.
Mystique is the most popular villain of the X-Men
who has taken on a life of her own on a critically
acclaimed series, and soon appearing yet again in
the "last" X-men film. She's a pure sexy
bad-ass bitch, and she knows better than anyone that
she is. And that's why she's on the list.
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4.
T-800
(The Terminator)
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A role originally
intended for Lance Henriksen, not many films these
days cast unknowns in a film that launches them in
to super stardom, because only a big star would be
given this role, not many films have the main
character speak little to no dialogue, because only
a big star would want as much dialogue as possible.
There's never really been such a threatening and
frightening villain as there was in "The
Terminator". Though he was sadly pussy-fied and
turned in to a hero in "T2" and then sentimentalized
and turned in to a martyr in "T3", the original
T-800, the defunct model is still one of the
scariest villains I've seen in science fiction ever.
Arnold Schwarzenneger
also proves he's a better actor when he's not
talking much, and as the unstoppable killing machine
who pursues Sarah Connor he's surprisingly creepy,
and very entertaining. Whether it's his demolishing
a police station with a truck, or rising from the
fire in his full exo-skeleton form, "The Terminator"
set a precedent for future rip-offs, and he's the
original article. Though, I wasn't a fan of the last
two installments, the original still holds to be the
best for me, and James Cameron's excellent and
timeless design for the T-800 still continues to be
the trademark insignia for the Terminator franchise
beyond the T-1000 and the T-X.
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3.
RIVER
TAM
(Firefly, Serenity)
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Joss Whedon knows how to
write women, and he knows how to create a strong
female character without resorting to clichés. After
writing Fray, Akima, Buffy, Faith, Willow, Cordelia, Anya,
Tara, Dawn, Fred, Harmony, Saffron, Kaylee, Zoe,
Inara, and River (and the upcoming "Wonder Woman"),
he has much experience in it. And that's only the
tip of the iceberg, folks. But, instead of littering
this list with characters from "Firefly" I just
chose my two favorite characters. River Tam is my
favorite female character from "Firefly". It's not
just that she's well written, it's that the gorgeous
Summer Glau embodies this bi-polar and enigmatic
stalwart of the crew of Serenity. Discovered after her
brother Simon shipped her aboard without the crew's
knowledge, the crew agreed to take her on and help
her only if Simon kept her in check.
Over the course
of the series, and the film, River unfolded and
revealed traits of vulnerability: whimpering at any
moment, genius: deciphering the bible, anger:
tearing up a room,
violence: taking down an entire bar of patrons
single-handedly, sadness: with the notion she ruined
her brother's life, somberness: at intruders keeping
them on the ship while Mal risked his life,
playfulness: when playing games with Kaylee, loyalty:
at taking on the reavers and letting the crew go, betrayal:
when turning on Mal and Jayne in the bar and
attacking Jayne in one episode, and utter innocence that Glau aced with skill. River is arguably the best of
the female bunch, not in short supply on "Firefly",
and Glau gives a hell of a performance in the
"Serenity" film finishing the character of River as
only Whedon and Glau could. Glau's utter beauty, and Whedon's
ace writing make River my favorite female character
of the series.
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3.
AGENT
SMITH
(The Matrix Series)
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Sure, some of you would
have chosen Neo, or Morpheus, but for me, Agent
Smith was it. Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith was
without a doubt the best character of "The Matrix"
series and the most developed one at that. While Neo
and the others were being dragged down in mystical,
science fiction, religious, quasi-philosophical crap
involving trains, x-ray vision, and flying, Agent
Smith was real. He was crude, he was a brute, and he
knew how to get to the others without their
knowledge. How did even Neo, a supposed powerful
martyr not sense the traitor in his ranks? Where did
Neo get his semi-x-ray vision from? Who gives a
crap, Agent Smith was bad-ass. Most acting is done
with the eyes, but Weaving didn't need it because he
had his sunglasses, and he made every element of his
simple character design unique.
A program that took on a
life of its own, created his own world where
he ruled, and took on Neo once and for all.
All by himself. Hugo Weaving had an incomparable
menace and charm about him that made him the villain
you love to hate. And the surprise twist on who he
really was made him a wonderful antithesis to the
boring Neo. Yeah, I said it. Boring. Smith was about
the only really good character in the last two
Matrix films, like a "Reservoir Dog 2.0".
Isn't it ironic a villain in a suit creates his own
world that looks like a digital Wall Street? He instead
ended up being the bad program to Neo's good
program, which inevitably made him a better
alternative, and was intent on ruling over the
matrix. I think. Those Wachowski Brothers confuse me
to no end.
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SARAH
CONNOR
(Terminator, T2)
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Yet again, another
female character who evolved over time. The best
heroes of any facet be it television, comic books,
literature, or film, evolve from one form to
another, the best heroes and villains evolve and
grow and change and that's what makes them
appealing. Though, the character of Sarah Connor was
written out of the last part of the series since she
didn't participate, the films just didn't feel the
same without Connor's sacrificial lamb tangling with
the Cyborg assassins and heading for the prophesized
grand war to come. The series became more about the
cyborg's and less
about her journey to keep her son safe, not to
mention her inevitable role in the big war. Linda
Hamilton however gave a truly unique performance as
Connor, and was never--nor could she ever
be--replaced as the pivotal character of the
franchise.
Connor emerged as a helpless victim being helped by
her adult son who emerged from the future to help
keep her alive from the hands of the Terminator.
Through the first installment, she was a woman who
ran and hid, and then eventually fought back, and
then in "T2", she was this psychotic, confused woman
who'd lost touch with her humanity, and her purpose,
convinced by society that there was no killer robot,
and that she was just a normal nut job. But once she
saw the T-800, her son, and the quickly approaching
T-1000, her role in the oncoming war was set in
stone. Connor then re-emerged now as a warrior
intent on saving her son's life and fought off the
advanced model with everything she had, and
succeeded. She's one of the best Sci-fi heroines. A
heroine of circumstance.
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OBI-WAN
KENOBI
(Star Wars)
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Old man, or young Jedi
Knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi is my favorite character from
"Star Wars". Both actors whom portrayed the
character added depth and emotion to the character
while making him their own at the same time. Obi-Wan
is one of the few characters to appear in all the
films, and come out unscathed. There is no other
character in the "Star Wars" universe as layered,
and three dimensional as Obi-Wan Kenobi. In the
first "Star Wars" he was a wise old recluse who
lived in the desert and taught Luke Skywalker about
the Jedi, the light saber, the mystery of his
father's past, and sacrificed himself to set the
course for the prophecy. In "The Phantom Menace" he
was a gallant young padawan learning about the Jedi
and the upcoming battle, while watching his master
and best friend die at the hands of a Sith warrior,
and even accidentally dabbling in the dark side.
In "Attack of the
Clones" he was a Jedi rushed in to knight hood and
forced to take on the responsibility of keeping a
reckless padawan in line with no success, and in
"Revenge of the Sith" he was a Jedi master who was
watching his best friend descend in to the dark
side, and his princess experience the trauma of
watching helplessly, and then was forced to fight
and kill the chosen one. McGregor added valiance,
and exuberance to Obi-Wan, while the great
Alec Guiness added distinction, and wisdom to his
original Obi-Wan character, and when combined they
create the best character in the "Star Wars" films.
And the last battle between he and Anakin is still
one of the best one-on-one I've ever seen fights in
a "Star Wars" film.
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1.
ELLEN
RIPLEY
(The Alien Series)
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Gah, the feminists were
right, there really aren't that many female
characters in pop culture. Well, to put it clearer,
there aren't many female characters in science
fiction, so I spent a lot of time looking for female
heroes. And not being a "Star Trek", "Battlestar
Galactica", or anime fan, the line was stretched
slightly. This number one title was a basic
no-brainer. Ellen Ripley is the quintessential
science fiction hero of them all evolving from a
mere victim fighting for her life as a woman
watching her ship mates die slowly in "Alien" to a
cautious, wise, spunky and tough as shit heroine in
"Aliens", Weaver took the role by the balls and made
it come alive.
Originally written for a man, Ripley became one of
the best female heroines in Science Fiction cinema,
and Weaver gave many great performances as this
character. To see the mere damsel in distress in the
first film become this utterly heroic and
sacrificial hero in "Aliens" warning the soldiers,
saving that little brat, and teaming with Corporal
Hicks to fight off the alien horde, and then coming
to the rescue for that little girl with a giant
robot taking on the queen of the aliens and beating
her to a pulp. Ripley is one of the best science
fiction characters ever made, that was made on a
mere whim. Who knew the main character would become
just as popular as the creatures themselves?
Weaver's strength in acting, and the slight changes
in character for both "Alien" and "Aliens" made
Ripley one of the more memorable science fiction
heroes.
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MAL
(Firefly, Serenity)
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He's a big damn hero.
He's an anti-hero. He's a ruttin' criminal. A Gorram
commander for the Serenity crew. He's protective of
everyone, yet not afraid to turn the gun on them
should they attempt to betray him. He shoots without
thinking, because he's so good he doesn't have to,
yet he's always planning something, and always comes
out fighting. Mal is in fact
the heir apparent to Han Solo. Mal as in Malcontent,
is anything but, he's a true hero who wants nothing
more than to be left alone by the government, make
money, and fly with his crew in the open space, and
his loyal crew of gunmen and mechanics. Nathan Fillion truly gave his career making performance as
the heroic and utterly bad-ass captain Malcolm
Reynolds an ex-brown coat who refuses to discuss
his past, and only wants to live in the now.
With utter charisma,
arrogance, and human confliction, Mal ended up
becoming much more layered than Han Solo in terms of
characterization which could be attributed to Joss
Whedon's writing, but really what would good writing
be without good acting? Fillion who basically was
spotted in "Two Guys and a Girl" as the forgettable
love interest, and in a very small role in "Dracula
2000" was enlisted by Whedon and really shows that
he has talent, and he can make it as one of the
biggest stars in Hollywood, if he plays his cards
right. Mal is strong, tough as nails, and always
willing to make a sacrifice for his crew. The true
example of such heroism can be seen in his
self-sacrifice in "War Stories" where he takes one
for the team and let's his pilot Wash walk off with
his wife while he takes the torture endlessly,
wailing. Because Mal can take it better, and he
even loses a few body parts in the process. He
sacrifices himself like a leader should do, and he
shows that he's not just some petty criminal. Mal is
the best.
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