Mac Ahlberg’s porn comedy begins on a literal high note with a wonderful little masturbation scene featuring the insanely beautiful Teresa Svensson as Eva asleep in the buff dreaming of a man while fingering herself near orgasm. Hilarity ensues when her upright do-gooder older sister intervenes and attempts to wake her up leading to some incestuous horse play that ends with a splash. Eva’s older sister declares that in order to keep her sister from getting in to trouble, she’s shipping her off to an all girls school. I mean, nothing could wrong there right?! The fool proof plan Eva’s sister has provided essentially unravels as Eva is shipped off to a sophisticated school for moral edification (I’m quoting one of the characters) where she will straighten up and fly right.
As it so happens Eva has been shipped off to a school run by a man who is attempting to prove his morality which will inevitably win him the inheritance left by his dead uncle. I mean, nothing could go wrong with that plan, right?! As you can imagine the school is filled with horny busty wild young girls who want to go to school and do right by their parents but can’t help but be turned on by their manly teachers and one another. Apparently the staff filled with men are prepared to handle these horny young women whose boyfriends and parents only want them to get their education. They will do whatever it takes to prevent them from engaging in sexual proclivities… nothing could go wrong there, right?! So to ring in the new school year the teachers celebrate by feeding their female students alcohol and food because… nothing sexual ever happens in a party with booze, right?!
This results on a full on orgy and Ahlberg’s film, while insanely silly, is probably one of the most entertaining pornos I’ve ever seen since the women here are relatively beautiful and natural. The female actresses here are striking to look at, which makes the obligatory and ridiculous sex scenes all the more enticing to witness. The highlight of the film is of course Terese Svensson who is gorgeous as Eva, the sexually voracious but angelic Eva who is on the verge of a sexual re-awakening. As with most films of this nature, the entire story is about the odyssey and her realization of her sexual urges. And there’s some great girl on girl while you’re watching her come of age. In the midst of all the pleasures of the flesh, the women attempt to stick to some form of moral code by their horndog teachers, which is completely unusual and off the wall when you consider you’re sitting down watching two women engage in oral sex and suddenly pull back proclaiming your devotion to your husband.
And I’m still not sure why a husband would ship his wife off to a school to get her off her addiction of sex. I figure any man with a gorgeous wife would you know… enjoy it. But this is a porno, I’m obviously over thinking this. Eva, of course, does nothing but watch in awe as everyone around her literally drops trou and bone each other’s brains out. And it doesn’t take long for Eva to join in on the fun with literally everyone, even experiencing her first orgasm in an ear shattering scream that brings everyone’s sexual activities to a halt. Now that’s hard to believe. You could stab me in the eye I wouldn’t stop until I was finished.
Nevertheless, the lawyer of the estate has interrupted the unabashed sexathon to check on the moral code that would ensure the inheritance and hilarity ensues! This lawyer is upright and stiff and the women running around are aching for sex. Nothing can go wrong there, right?! So as the owner tries to prove to the lawyer that he’s morally sound, he must attempt to prevent the sex from seeping in to the foundation lest he lose the money. This results in cult-like sexual meetings in the back woods. As you can guess, this plan goes awry even in spite of the millionaire’s attempts to band together his legion of horndogs to keep the place up and PC.
But in spite of their best efforts to convince him all of their sexual goings on are symptoms of mental stress, they decide enough is enough and all of the women engage in what would normally be considered gang rape in where they attack the lawyer, tear his clothes off and giggle while fondling his naked body as he screams for help. Sure, to you, and me, and every single straight man in the world and history of time and space this is heaven, but… I found this kind of disturbing as a climax. Nevertheless, do you think they were able to inherit the fortune and the school? If six gorgeous naked women fondling, groping, and ravaging a man doesn’t convince him, then… surely nothing will. Though the story is slim and basically out of a pure sitcom, “The Second Coming of Eva” is a very entertaining porn comedy with insanely gorgeous women, pretty funny sex gags, and rather intense sex scenes that really do remind you of an age where porn was fun and not so sterile and plastic.