{"id":10143,"date":"2012-04-02T18:08:56","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T22:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=10143"},"modified":"2012-04-02T18:08:56","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T22:08:56","slug":"we-are-what-we-eat-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/02\/we-are-what-we-eat-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"We Are What We Eat (2012)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/we_are_what_we-eat_poster_0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10144\" alt=\"we_are_what_we-eat_poster_0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/we_are_what_we-eat_poster_0.jpg\" width=\"392\" height=\"393\" \/><\/a>I appreciate ambition. I love ambition. It&#8217;s an admirable quality, especially in the possession of storytellers and filmmakers. Sadly, ambition doesn&#8217;t always equate quality, and that&#8217;s the problem with &#8220;We Are What We Eat.&#8221; It&#8217;s ambitious, sure, but it&#8217;s not exactly the greatest short zombie film I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->In fact the overall premise is confusing unless you give it some strong thought. From what I can tell &#8220;We Are What We Eat&#8221; has the wise motive to be a cerebral zombie film in the final scene, but much of it doesn&#8217;t make too much sense, nor does it explain if this is merely the beginning of a zombie apocalypse and our main character Nicole is merely having a fever dream, or if the zombie bite Nicole endures gives her psychic powers and we see what is going to happen.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s never fully explained what the zombie apocalypse is, where it started, how it started, and if it&#8217;s already happening. All we get is Nicole talking to her boyfriend in class as he explains that he&#8217;s been feeling very sick and little else. &#8220;We Are What We Eat&#8221; has good intentions but overall it&#8217;s not much of a story. The editing is also lacking as when Nicole is actually attacked, the director quickly cuts away to a sloppy shot of Nicole walking away from the woods with a bloody wood stump.<\/p>\n<p>We then veer in to the well shot but pretty clich\u00e9 scenes of zombie carnage, followed by an ending that&#8217;s either meant as a surprise or a question mark. I could never tell. It has ambition, it has good intentions, but that doesn&#8217;t make for an entirely entertaining film. I appreciate it when first time directors take a stab at a larger premise, but &#8220;We Are What We Eat&#8221; needs a lot of work, in the end. That&#8217;s what ultimately keeps it from being anything but mediocre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I appreciate ambition. I love ambition. It&#8217;s an admirable quality, especially in the possession of storytellers and filmmakers. Sadly, ambition doesn&#8217;t always equate quality, and that&#8217;s the problem with &#8220;We Are What We Eat.&#8221; It&#8217;s ambitious, sure, but it&#8217;s not exactly the greatest short zombie film I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[367,477,501,938,1087,1170,1219,1221],"class_list":["post-10143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","tag-foreign","tag-horror","tag-indie-film","tag-short-film","tag-thriller","tag-w","tag-zombie-apocalypse","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}