{"id":16124,"date":"2015-08-17T12:39:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T16:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=16124"},"modified":"2020-05-11T03:58:19","modified_gmt":"2020-05-11T07:58:19","slug":"bikini-avengers-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/17\/bikini-avengers-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikini Avengers (2015)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/71LfftNbNLL._SY550_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16125\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/71LfftNbNLL._SY550_.jpg\" alt=\"71LfftNbNLL._SY550_\" width=\"396\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/71LfftNbNLL._SY550_.jpg 396w, https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/71LfftNbNLL._SY550_-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s just something not quite right about \u201cBikini Avengers.\u201d Technically it should have been a fun and funny spoof of superhero movies, but going in to it, I was pretty bored and altogether it felt like one big missed opportunity. Normally bad acting and pretty shitty budgets don\u2019t affect these kinds of soft core spoof films, but for \u201cBikini Avengers,\u201d it pretty much bogs down what could have been a fun movie. There\u2019s also the humor which really does miss the mark quite often.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The jokes fall flat and never land the way the writers intend to. There\u2019s just so much dated humor about superheroes that none of it ever works to the benefit of the movie itself. \u201cBikini Avengers\u201d follows two intrepid reporters that are also two masked superheroes named the Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl. They\u2019re battling an evil villainess named the Jade Empress who is stealing diamonds for some reason. I think she wants to create a machine to take over the world, but it\u2019s not really explored very much. She\u2019s targeting a princess to kidnap her and or take her diamonds. Again, it\u2019s never made clear. Now it\u2019s up to the gal pals to find the princess and prevent her plan from being accomplished.<\/p>\n<p>I never take movies like this seriously, but I love them because they promise a guilty laugh or two. Here, \u201cBikini Avengers\u201d just seems to be going through the motions and doesn\u2019t deliver on much of its concept. There\u2019s even the idea that these superheroes are Bikini Superheroes and never wear a bikini. You\u2019d think making it aware in the movie through a line of dialogue would prevent the obvious notice of this flaw, but it only serves to prove how lazy the movie feels. Even the performances aren\u2019t bad on a comical level, but more on a level where you can almost sense the boredom in the performers. And that says a lot for a softcore comedy. In any case, there\u2019s at least Jacqui Holland and Erika Jordan to ogle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s just something not quite right about \u201cBikini Avengers.\u201d Technically it should have been a fun and funny spoof of superhero movies, but going in to it, I was pretty bored and altogether it felt like one big missed opportunity. Normally bad acting and pretty shitty budgets don\u2019t affect these kinds of soft core spoof [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,12],"tags":[70,1249,219,240,954],"class_list":["post-16124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-action-packed-april","category-movie-reviews","tag-adult","tag-b-action","tag-comedy","tag-crime","tag-softcore"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16124"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33179,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16124\/revisions\/33179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}