{"id":16930,"date":"2015-01-16T18:09:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T23:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=16930"},"modified":"2015-10-08T18:24:08","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T22:24:08","slug":"virgins-of-sherwood-forest-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/16\/virgins-of-sherwood-forest-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Virgins of Sherwood Forest (2000)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Don’t you hate it when you hit your head in a fit of rage and end up in Sherwood forest with a bunch of hot buxom women? In all honesty, I’d love that, but surely enough in Surrender Cinema’s “Virgins of Sherwood Forest” you can expect it to happen. One of my favorite erotic stars of all time, Gabriella Hall, plays Roberta, a female director for a music video has to tolerate a bunch of obnoxious sex starved actors.
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\nSmall pox? The Black Death? Who needs it when you’re running in to a bunch of gorgeous people that do nothing but have sex with one another at the drop of a hat? As you may have figured out, Hall plays a woman out of her time, running through the woods, and looking for a way home. Of course, she decides to take up the clothing of the generation to fit in lest she… I don’t know what the conflict is there, but Hall gets to flash her gorgeous body at least five times.<\/p>\n

There’s also a lot of renaissance fair wardrobe and role playing that would make most fans roll their eyes. There’s just something about finely shaven, and clean wenches that’s distracting even if it’s pleasing. But i nitpick; you have to love the printed stone walls on the dungeons or the light metal chain links holding up the doors. There’s at least Amber Newman, who is just so damn gorgeous, and Hall, who has always been a favorite of mine. It’s very much a movie light in the head, but at least we get to find out that implants existed before the industrial age!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don’t you hate it when you hit your head in a fit of rage and end up in Sherwood forest with a bunch of hot buxom women? In all honesty, I’d love that, but surely enough in Surrender Cinema’s “Virgins of Sherwood Forest” you can expect it to happen. One of my favorite erotic stars […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,12],"tags":[70,71,219,329,349,646,874,1145],"class_list":["post-16930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-full-moon-friday","category-movie-reviews","tag-adult","tag-adventure","tag-comedy","tag-erotica","tag-fantasy","tag-medeival","tag-romance","tag-v"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16932,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16930\/revisions\/16932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}