{"id":17412,"date":"2015-12-02T00:10:07","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T05:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/?p=17412"},"modified":"2015-12-01T23:40:04","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T04:40:04","slug":"bone-tomahawk-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/02\/bone-tomahawk-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Bone Tomahawk (2015)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you ever wondered what \u201cThe Hills Have Eyes\u201d would look like remade in to a cheap C grade Western, look no further than \u201cBone Tomahawk.\u201d It\u2019s hard to believe such a rank amateurish and awful film could attract a cast like Patrick Wilson, and Kurt Russell but here we are watching two genuinely excellent performers slumming it in a movie fashioned around sets that look as if they were stolen from an off Broadway period play. \u201cBone Tomahawk\u201d fashions itself a horror western, but I\u2019d be hard pressed to brand it horror. I\u2019d be hard pressed to brand it a movie, to be honest.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a slog to sit through from beginning to end, focusing on a slew of broad clich\u00e9s, all of whom have to do battle with one dimensional villains that happen to be cannibal Native Americans. You\u2019d assume a movie with such potential for chaos and mayhem would make good use of its setting, let alone the meaty cast it brings along with it, but S. Craig Zahler really doesn\u2019t seem to have much to do with his premise. \u201cBone Tomahawk\u201d goes on for at least twenty minutes of exposition and meaningless filler before we ever get to the actual meat and potatoes of the narrative. Just when Zahler begins to reach the momentum of the narrative and set events in to motion, he instead pads the run time even more, which keeps the pacing sluggish and tiresome.<\/p>\n

At one point Patrick Wilson\u2019s character even takes the time out to read a letter aloud to himself from beginning to end. There are tons of scenes of Russell\u2019s sheriff camping out with his mob to help find a local nurse that was taken prisoner by the local clan of savages. Zahler has no sense of pacing, either filming scenes that go on too long, or are cut terribly to where it\u2019s impossible to really get involved in the action. One scene where David Arquette\u2019s character Buddy is interrogated by Russell\u2019s character Sheriff Hunt is filmed in such a stale manner that all sense of tension is missing. Moments meant to invoke terror, such as the tribes popping out from the scenery to murder their prey are just absolutely flat and seem to have no intention other than to shock.<\/p>\n

Director Zahler focuses more on brutality, than he does injecting genuine excitement and terror. Every cast member in \u201cBone Tomahawk\u201d looks bored, including Russell who can play this type of role in his sleep and doesn\u2019t really seem to be challenged too much by Zahler\u2019s script. He\u2019s your basic sheriff character pushed in to a more than ordinary circumstance we\u2019d see in your run of the mill Western film. As for Matthew Fox, he at least seems to be having fun doing his best impression of Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. \u201cBone Tomahawk\u201d is just an awful film, failing to break new ground and seemingly content with being a dull and absolutely tedious Western with a mild horror bent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you ever wondered what \u201cThe Hills Have Eyes\u201d would look like remade in to a cheap C grade Western, look no further than \u201cBone Tomahawk.\u201d It\u2019s hard to believe such a rank amateurish and awful film could attract a cast like Patrick Wilson, and Kurt Russell but here we are watching two genuinely excellent […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[120,174,477,589,1012,1087,1185],"class_list":["post-17412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-reviews","tag-b","tag-cannibals","tag-horror","tag-kurt-russell","tag-survival","tag-thriller","tag-western"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17412"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17414,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17412\/revisions\/17414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinema-crazed.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}